The townspeople of Nimbus Land were celebrating the defeat of Smithy, but more importantly, the crowning of Mallow. Among the crowds were Mallow's companions, Mario, Peach, Yoshi, and Bowser. Luigi and Daisy also attended as close friends of the close friends of the Prince.
"What's Luigi doing here..? He wasn't in RPG! Which I may add, I was ever so great in!" Bowser reminded, giving a ^_^.
"It's because it's fanfiction and he's a main character, of course." Mario explained. Yoshi agreed with one of his painfully annoying squeak noises.
"No, he's just a wad." Bowser replied.
"I'M NOT A WAD!" Luigi whined. Daisy sweatdropped and swatted him with her paper fan.
"Of course you're not a wad, but you don't need to scream it out like that!" Daisy sighed.
"Quiet, the event is beginning!" Peach scolded, shaking her finger.
The King and Queen of Nimbus Land walked out of their castle delicately, giving prissy waves to the general idiots out there in Nimbus Land. Mallow then walked out of the castle, and jumped out of pants waving at everyone, which wasn't usual for the puff of cloud.
"AH! HE'S FLASHING MEEEE!" Luigi screamed. Everyone looked at the plumber in green awkwardly. He blushed and hid behind Daisy, who also blushed.
"Don't mind him, he's just a wad." She said sheepishly.
"A Wad of what?" a collection of Nimbus Land citizens questioned.
"Of waddishness! Sheesh, haven't you people ever talked to Pyrasaur?!" Daisy deadpanned.
"ANYWAY!" the Queen of Nimbus Land shouted. "What we were actually here to do..!"
"We have gathered here to watch some people crown some guy!" the King mentioned.
"Yes!" the Queen chirped. She whipped out a Peach-like crown and belted Mallow with it. "May you be crowded!"
The crowd gave a collective gasp and then cheered and applauded Mallow, who fell over. They cheered him louder.
"FREE FOOD INSIDE!" the King yelled.
"YAY!!" the crowd cheered, and rushed inside the Nimbus Land castle. The Mario gang stood outside, looking at the citizens' yearn for food in confusion.
"...kay." Mario added.
"...I guess Valentina didn't like feeding them too much..." Peach deduced. Yoshi chirped.
"Who's Valentina?" Luigi asked.
"Wad." Mallow yelped from the ground, followed by Yoshi's squeaking.
"Who's Valentina...?" Luigi asked again.
"WAD." Peach shrieked, with Yoshi squeaking again.
"Who's Valentina...?!" Luigi asked once more.
"WAD!" Bowser roared, Yoshi squeaking more.
"Who's Valentina?" Daisy asked.
"She held Mallow's parents captive and tried to rule Nimbus Land!" Peach responded. Luigi pouted from the bashing he got for no reason. Yoshi squeaked stupidly a few more times, until Peach belted him into the nearby Inn with her frying pan.
*****
Birdo woke up from inside his egg. He blinked in confusion, wondering what that loud noise was. He didn't understand, but he got up and put his bow on. Maybe someone was coming to see him!
"FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!" The Nimbus Land citizens droned. They ran straight into Birdo's egg, knocking it over, and cracking it. They kept darting right though, stomping on Birdo viciously, and heading into the Throne Room. Birdo cried.
"How rude of them! They didn't even play with me!" he whined. Birdo always liked it when he could play with someone, or when someone would play with him. He wandered through the castle, until he reached the doorway to the land in the sky. He headed toward the entrance, thinking it'd be easier to find someone to play with outside.
Mallow shook and shuffled to his feet. While brushing himself off, he muttered a, "How can this story get any worse than THAT?"
With that, the castle doors opened to reveal Birdo. He stood in shock by all the nearby people he could play with... and the cute plumber was one of them!
"AAAH! IT'S BIRDO!" the group screamed in horror.
"LIKE, OH. MY. GOD. IT'S THE CUTE PLUMBER AND THE DOPEY PRINCESS! AND THE TURTLE THING!" Birdo grinned and ^_^ed.
"HEY! The name is Bowser! King Bowser! Strongest and best looking of all the land!" Bowser grinned. Birdo started running towards the group, arms flung open like a certain OTHER dinosaur everyone hated.
"Oooo, you're all so cute! But none cuter than Mario!" Birdo giggled. With that, Birdo latched onto Mario, cooing gently. "Ooo, I'm NEVER gonna let you go!"
"WAAAAAH! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!" Mario screamed in horror.
"Maaaaaario!" Peach shrieked overdramatically.
"What should we do?!" Mallow yelped.
"Birdo is a fate worse than death!" Luigi added. Magikoopa was hiding behind a nearby tree. He waved his arms weirdly and zapped Bowser with a beam from his wand. He then proceeded to leap off the clouds.
Bowser grinned to himself. Mario was being mauled, so this was the perfect time to snatch Peach. He cackled and ran toward Peach, quickly snatching her up.
"Noooo! Not again!" Peach cried. Birdo looked up from his mauling of Mario and gasped.
"Stop, Bowser! I wanna plaaaaaay!" he whined, tossing Mario aside.
"That was frightening!" Mario noted. Birdo chased down Bowser, soon latching on to him and knocking Peach away.
"WAH! Why do the blondes always get picked on?" Peach whined.
"Hey Peach! I may be a wad, but I'm no blonde! Or a frilly Princess!" Luigi grinned. Peach glared.
"Yes, but you know you want to get into my clothes! Literally!"
"Oo, low blow!" Daisy declared.
"Drat! Burnt again!" Luigi signed.
"HEY! Someone get this thing off me!" Bowser roared.
"Why should we?!" Peach snapped. She turned to Mario. "Should we?"
"Yes! Even Bowser doesn't deserve that cruel and usual punishment!" Mario nodded. He jumped onto Birdo's head, planting his face right into the ground. Bowser grabbed his tail and shed a tear from the pain.
"You're all so mean! I only want to play!" Birdo pouted. He prepared an egg to throw. "Get it while it's hot!" he chirped with a wink.
"BAH! Run for cover!" Mallow ordered, running around in circles. Mario, Bowser, and Peach scurried for protection behind nearby houses and trees. Daisy stared at Luigi's panicking blankly.
"Who wants to cuddle now? ^^" he asked. He shot an egg at the running Mallow, which bopped the small cloud in the head.
"Oh great. Just peachy." Mallow mumbled, rubbing his head. "IT WAS MY PLOT DEVICE, WHY AM I GETTING TORTURED SO?!"
Just as Mallow finished his sentence, Birdo leaped onto him. Mallow just cried to himself as this was supposed to be his best day.
"I... just wanna sleep." Mallow sighed.
"Ooooo! I can sleep with you!" Birdo chirped.
"Wah! You're the lovely creation of Perv. Enterprises!" Mallow chattered. He whipped out his faithful Froggie Stick and clobbered Birdo in the head. While Birdo was distracted, Mallow took the chance and shuffled of into his castle crying.
"Go for Luigi! He'll love it!" Peach shouted at the recovering Birdo..
"Wha?! Now that's just not my style!" Luigi screeched, looking at Birdo.
"Ooo! He's a cutie!" Birdo cheered.
"Luigi, catch!" Daisy shouted, throwing a tennis racket at the plumber.
Luigi ran for the racket, but due to his clumsiness got bopped in the head with it. He grinned sheepishly and retrieved the racket.
"Oy, you ARE a wad..." Daisy sighed, withdrawing her tennis racket. The duo collectively charged toward Birdo, who gasped from the insane racket carriers.
"Tennis rackets?! Torture is not MY style...!" Birdo announced. That didn't do any good, as Luigi and Diasy teammed up on the freaky dino, and clobbered him in the mid section, sending him flying right through the roof of the Inn.
"Daisy wins again!" she cheered and winked.
"Whoa, the wad did something right!" Peach gasped in horror.
"I AM NOT A FREAKING WAD!!!!!!" Luigi yelled as loud as he could.
"No, but you're awfully close!" Bowser noted. Luigi made a discouraged noise.
"Hey... Wasn't Yoshi in the Inn?" Mario asked curiously.
"Yep! I clobbered him there, remember? Thank me later." Peach grinned.
"Um, kay." Mario shrugged. The door to the Inn opened, but it wasn't Yoshi running in horror like Mario or ANYONE had expected... Yoshi and Birdo came out of the Inn holding each other's hands and looking at each either shyly. The group of five gave a general O_O at their dinosaur counterparts and shrugged.
"...Aren't they both guys...?" Luigi asked idly.
"Luigi must be excited of the dinosaurs......!!" Bowser suggested.
"GODDAMNIT!" Luigi shouted. Daisy gasped and clobbered him with a golf club.
"LUIGI! LANGUAGE!" Daisy shouted. Luigi pouted.
"I'm such a wad..."
Epilouge!:
-Mario went on to rescue Peach multiple times from Bowser, who eventually killed Magikoopa and went back to being his content Koopa self. After being not being kidnapped, Peach eventually went on to gain 300 pounds and have a whole busload of kids. No one cared.
-Luigi went on to start a "Save the Wad" compaign, but he was still hopelessly bossed around by rest of the group so much that nothing ever happened in the campaign. He hurled himself off of Land's End, and no one cared.
-Daisy went on to become a star of Mario games, after beating out Peach, Pauline, and Luigi in a contest to decide who would be Mario's next damsel in distress. Luckily, Daisy's tomboy attitude got her starring roles in games where she had to rescue Princess Luigi from the Psychotic Koopalings.
-Mallow went on to rule Nimbus Land, after marrying Queen Valentina, as her liked her... birds. The citizens of Nimbus Land had eaten Mallow's real parents out of hunger.
-Yoshi and Birdo, though both male, went on to have some freaky-ass children and lived happily ever after on Yo'ster Island, where they were able to play with Boshi and all Yoshi's playful friends.