Lyrics

Abominable Snowman Ted

On one fine winter day
Our story begins
This kid playing outside
Didn't know what hit him

Built a snowman with
Stick arms and all
A carrot for the nose
Yeah it was five feet tall

With a mischievous grin
More like a lopsided smile
The kid thought to himself
He's the best snowman for miles

Took a step back
Placed earmuffs on its head
Said "He looks like a bear!"
And named him Snowman Ted

Look Out!
Abominable
Oh no!
Snowman
Eegads!
Abominable Snowman Ted

At that moment
Ted came to life
Ran at the kid
And pulled out a knife

Where it came from
Man, don't ask me
But the kid better run
He's gotta jet, escape, flee

It wasn't easy you see
Ted chased him around
But finally caught up to the kid
And tackled him to the ground

Mutilated the poor guy
Skinned him like a cat
No one heard his cries
And I guess that was that

The moral of this story is
Don't build a snowman
Or you'll end up like the kid
Who died by Ted's hand

Look out!
Abominable
Oh no!
Snowman
Eegads!
Abominable Snowman Ted