Lyrics

Non-Alcoholic Beer

I've got a hangover
Yeah, man
On my knees, bent forward
Puking in the can

That was some party
We went to last night
But I could have sworn
That beer wasn't right

Chugging down the kegs
We were playing drinking games
No matter what amount we drank
Whoa, we all felt the same

Three, four, five cups
Ten shots a hit
Wanted to feel no pain
But the beer was full of it

We had non-alcoholic beer
Non-alcoholic beer tastes bad
They brought non-alcoholic beer
Non-alcoholic beer, douche bag

There were no drunk bastards
Picking fights with everyone
Or wasted hot chicks
Who were willing to get it on

Like all great parties
Things should have livened up
But we were all sober
The beer was clearly not enough

We had non-alcoholic beer
Non-alcoholic beer, it sucks
They brought non-alcoholic beer
Non-alcoholic beer, you fuck

Actually, forget what I said
I don't know what I was thinking
That party was lame
There was no point in drinking

That non-alcoholic beer
Non-alcoholic beer, it's crap
We had non-alcoholic beer
Non-alcoholic beer, dumbass