| Abe Lincoln (SoC) | |
| So, your fans think I'm HAMMERED do they? Well fine! I admit I'd had a little drink before posing for the shot. But for the love of christ, I was SHOT!! Can't you jackels cut me some god damned SLACK?! |
| Saker | |
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| Morrigan Aensland | |
 | Drinks? Oh, I love Sex on the Beach! |
| Mai Shirinui | |
 | Oh, me too! Wanna have some Sex on the Beach after we get done here? |
| Morrigan Aensland | |
| Sure, sounds great! |
| Saker | |
| Thank you for your cooperation. |
| Saker | |
| Oh, alternatively... |