| Chance | |
| How are hurricanes formed? |
| Saker | |
 | Y'see, hurr-- |
| Rivers Cuomo | |
 | Hurricanes are humid wind formed over the ocean converging winds fuel convective processes that set them into motion they're named after bad little girls and boys who'll smash your houses and break your toys |
| Rivers Cuomo | |
| -well, hurricanes, cyclones, typhoons, too -when they spin they'll destroy you -you'd better run, you'd better drive -try any way to stay alive |
| Rivers Cuomo | |
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well, Dolly, Danny, Noel and Stan Erica, Earl, Katrina and Fran hurricane, hurricane, get a paul bearer, they're 74 miles an hour of terror! |
| Rivers Cuomo | |
| -well, hurricanes, cyclones, typhoons, too -when they spin they'll destroy you -you'd better run, you'd better drive -try any way to stay alive |
| Rivers Cuomo | |
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you might think it's over, you might think i'm done it's the eye of the storm, the beginning of the fun, your windows break, the sirens blare, and suddenly cows are flyin through the air |
| Rivers Cuomo | |
| -well, hurricanes, cyclones, typhoons, too -when they spin they'll destroy you -you'd better run, you'd better drive -try any way to stay alive |
| Rivers Cuomo | |
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next time you wanna ask a weather-type thing like how rain forms, or why there's spring, and if you wanna know if there's a hurricane "tom" come right here, our info's from ask.com |
| Rivers Cuomo | |
| -well, hurricanes, cyclones, typhoons, too -when they spin they'll destroy you -you'd better run, you'd better drive -try any way to stay alive |
| Saker | |
| ...well, that was very nice, Rivers. |
| Jasmine Rodgers | |
 | Yeah, I could do better. |