| Mike-chan | |
| Hey, can you tell those bastards at ADV to stop picking up quality anime and destroying it? |
| Evil Excel | |
 | But...we...love...ADV...Mike...chan... |
| Excel | |
 | Nani?!? |
| Evil Excel | |
| Must...eat...brains... |
| Excel | |
| Uhh... |
| Excel | |
| Tonzura koite! |
| Saker | |
 | Man, that gimmick's already lost it's charm. |