| Jeff Hibiki | |
| My mother hid the three-hole puncher from me. Do you guys have any idea why she hid it or where she hid it? |
| Alex | |
 | Your mom won't tell you where she put it? |
| Alex | |
| Three hole PUNCH HER IN THE NOSE!! |
| Jeff | |
 | Hey, how come you weren't this violent on River City Ransom? |
| Alex | |
| Oh, I was. Not much sound on that NES, though. |
| Alex | |
| DIEDIEDIE! |
| Punk | |
 | Ugh! |