| Rashid | |
| Heyo Saker, What's with Mike's obsession with Excel-chan? |
| Excel | |
 | Unnatural, is what it is. |
| Sailor Mars | |
 | I mean, it's fine to have a crush on a fictional character, I guess... |
| Excel | |
| True. But he's just creepy. |
| Sailor Mars | |
| Right. |
| Mike-chan | |
 | Come here, little Excel-sama... |
| Excel | |
| Mima, you got this one? |
| Mimaden | |
 | Yep. |
| Mimaden | |
| Back WAY the hell off, freak. |
| Mike-chan | |
| ... |
| Mike-chan | |
| *sniffle* |