| Jeff Hibiki | |
| Why is my english teacher, Mrs. McBurney, such an idiot? She outlawed me from playing class jeoparody because everyone else is about as smart as a post. What was her reasoning behind this? |
| Jeff | |
 | Ooh, look at real-life me! |
| Jeff | |
| I'm so smart! Watch me brag! |
| Jeff | |
| Psh...I make me sick. |