| Ming | |
| Ok, Is it a good sign if your new college roommate has a lot of star wars toys, a rage against the machine poster, a picture of an attractive female from a guess jeans add, and every pizza box, chip bag, fast food wrapper and soda can that he bought last semester on his wall? |
| Mai Shiranui | |
 | The impression that I get is angry, horny, hungry dork. |
| Mai Shiranui | |
| I don't know how long I'd stay in that dorm room. |
| Jiyu Nanohana | |
 | Wait, did you say "on his wall"? |
| Jiyu Nanohana | |
| Jesus, how big is that room? |
| Ilparatza | |
 | Hmm..this man must hold 90% of the world's supply of sticky tack. An interesting tactic for world domination. |