| Slartibartfast | |
| So what would happen if the bad man lied to Mister Bond about his evil plot for world domination? What would happen then? |
| Joanna Dark | |
 | Well, eh....all the better for villans, then, eh? |
| Joanna Dark | |
| Bond dies, I take over....it's better for everybody! |
| Revolver Ocelot | |
 | "And then I'll rob the K-Mart on Raccoon Road..." |
| Joanna Dark | |
| "Darn you Ocelot! I will break out and stop you!" |
| Revolver Ocelot | |
| "*snicker* Yes, well. Be seeing you, then." |