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| Doc Hattori |
 | Hello, everyone, I'm Doctor Hattori... |
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| Kenji Fukui |
 | and I'm Kenji Fukui. We'll be your hosts for this and all future "Who Would Win" battles. Hopefully there won't be a lot, because these tend to be tedious, boring, and unfunny. |
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| Doc Hattori |
| Right, right. Well, tonight, we have Miss Amy Rose, of Sonic the Hedgehog fame, up against Tron Bonne, the Megaman spinoff. Fukui-san, any predictions? |
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| Kenji Fukui |
| Well, both are characters that take second stage, sometimes not even that. While Tron Bonne does have her own game, Amy's got that mallet of power...you know the one. My bet's on Amy! Doc? |
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| Doc Hattori |
| Well, not only does Tron have a mech suit, she's got an entire army at her disposal! |
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| Kenji Fukui |
| ..of little lego men. |
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| Doc Hattori |
| Psh, you have no grasp on reality. Tron obviously has the advantage here, without a doubt! She's smarter, quicker, stronger... |
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| Kenji Fukui |
| But not CUTER, and that's obviously a huge factor in this match! Geez, do you have any idea of what the people *want* to see? |
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| Doc Hattori |
| You, my friend, are an idiot! |
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| Kenji Fukui |
| Oh, you wanna fight, old man? |
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| Doc Hattori |
| C'mon! I'll teach you a thing or two, boy! |
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| Amy Rose |
 | Okay, I'm cutting transmission, this is just getting stupid. |
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| Tron Bonne |
 | Please. |
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| Static |
 | kkkkkkkkkkzzzzzzzzzz |
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