Like How do you defeat Liechtenstein using only a corkscrew, three trained dolphins, a used hankie, and six metric tons of scrap iron?
| Ming | |
| Hey, if 'Who would win' questions get boring, I've got a ton of
'how do you defeat' questions. Like How do you defeat Liechtenstein using only a corkscrew, three trained dolphins, a used hankie, and six metric tons of scrap iron? |
| Alex | |
 | Kill the three trained dolphins with the corkscrew, extremely gruesomely. |
| Alex | |
| Soak up the blood with the hanky and start to drink it like a crazy freak. |
| Alex | |
| This will scare the foreign Lichtinsteinians, who are not used to these customs. |
| Alex | |
| Then...uhmm...get a plane to drop six tons of metal onto them. |
| Alex | |
| Voila! |