 | Y'know, technically, these guys are all youngsters compared to me. Why, I remember, back in my day, it was just me, Geese, Ryo, and that tengu guy, And we fought! And the graphics were bad and ya couldn't really control your characters and the controllers were just rocks we found on the ground and we had to walk FIFTEEN MILES just to get to Southtown in them days, lemme tell ya, because, because.....and we LIKED IT! And you kids today, you kids, with your strikers and your secret characters and your K apostrophe and your colored chalk and your baggy pants and your cable modems and all we had were ROCKS! AND WE LIKED IT! Why, I remember when I was your age, I was no more than 3 pixels high and all we had were three colors! THREE COLORS! Red, teal, and magenta! AND ROCKS! And you kids, you kids today, you kids, with your...oh, I don't know what....your chip clips and your chocolate cookies, and your...oh... |
