| Jeff Hibiki | |
| Why does the school's system [AKA Bess The Bastard Dog from Hell] suck so much? |
| Bess | |
 | What? Suck? Is this a porn site? |
| Bess | |
| This is porn, isn't it? This is one of those porn neo nazi skinhead suicide violent porn sites! |
| Bess | |
| LOOK! It's even on a free server! Proof! You're coming with me, young man! Right down to the principal! |
| Punk | |
 | Owowowow! That's my ear! Hey! Stop! |