| Jeff Hibiki | |
| What is the best way to get a lazy Editor-In-Chief to start working? |
| Alex | |
 | A swift, clean sock to the gut. |
| Alex | |
| You wouldn't believe how many problems that solves. |
| Alex | |
| Editor-in-chief need some motivation? SOCK TO THE GUT!! |
| Alex | |
| Friends giving you some sass? SOCK TO THE GUT!! |
| Alex | |
| Plumber overcharging you? SOCK TO THE GUT!! |
| Alex | |
| Telephone not working? SOCK TO THE GUT!! |
| Alex | |
| Hey, I'm feeling a little queasy! Pump up, stomach! SOCK TO THE GUT!! |
| Alex | |
| ... |
| Alex | |
| Excuse me for a moment. |
| Static | |
 | Kkkkkkzzzzz |