| Terrycloth | |
| I must be going insane from playing too much Final Fantasy. I think I might be getting a crush on Carbuncle. And I don't even know what the hell it is! |
| Hiro-kun | |
 | Okay, so here's what you do: |
| Hiro-kun | |
| Change out of your footsie pajamas and Spiderman underoos. |
| Hiro-kun | |
| Take a shower. |
| Hiro-kun | |
| Now put your regular clothes on. Okay, see that door on the front of the house? The one the pizza comes through every night? |
| Hiro-kun | |
| I want you to open that up--go ahead, don't be scared--open that up, and take a couple steps outside. |
| Hiro-kun | |
| Now meet people and stop getting crushes on pixels, you freak. |