| Samus Aran | |
| Dear god NO! They're casting me in a first-person role for my new game! I'm no good at that! Get me outta this contract!! I want Nintendo's head on platter! *powering up charge-beam...* |
| Megaman | |
 | Ha! You're regretting all this success stuff? You and me, Sam, I'm tellin' ya.. |
| Megaman | |
| You had your action games, your fighting games, and now your FPS. Come ON! Let's get you into every genre! I could see the Metroid RPG... |
| Megaman | |
| I wish I could be half as successful as you... |
| Protoman | |
 | Yo, M, don't we have to film our parts for Megaman X9 Xtreme Super Hyper Golden Alpha Direct-to-Video Version 2 today? |
| Megaman | |
| Crap, I forgot all about that. Thanks, man. |