| Terrycloth | |
| I don't want to fall in love with people. People are icky and smell bad. And you can't turn them off without breaking them. Isn't there any middle ground? |
| Akuma | |
 | Sorry, simply love or hate. |
| Akuma | |
| Hate 4.0 is the way to go. |
| Akuma | |
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| Akuma | |
| Let's hear some testimonials! |
| Dark Sakura | |
 | I used to be a wussy little schoolgirl. Now I control the evil inside of me! Sure, I have the urge to murder every once-in-a-while, but I have power! Thanks, Hate! |
| Akuma | |
| To sign up now, dial 1-800-888-3999 and press 7 when you hear the voice! |
| Akuma | |
| Have a better day--with hate! Hate, version 4.0. |