| Defcon | |
| Captain Jack, why does your music... Uh... Rock so hard? That's supposed to be a compliment. |
| Captain Jack | |
 | Ha! My music? |
| Captain Jack | |
| Everything is to a military march. I do my own version of the Mickey Mouse theme, another song that sounds like it should be in a kid's show, a cover of a Villiage People song... |
| Captain Jack | |
| And I thought genius wasn't supposed to be understood in it's own time! |