| clydebone1 | |
| who would win in an eating contest chang or the worlds fattest women? |
| Doc Hattori | |
 | Howdy, my name is Doctor Yukio Hattori.. |
| Kenji Fukui | |
 | And I'm Kenji Fukui. How bout we look at today's competators, eh, Doc? |
| Doc Hattori | |
| Okay! |
| Bio: Chang Koehan | |
 | Name: Chang Koehan Team: Korea Weight: 539 lbs. Famous for: Wearing a psuedo-dress Favorite food: Rice |
| Bio: Rosalee Bradford | |
 | Name: Rosalee Bradford Team: FATTEY HAMFAEC Weight: (prime) 800+ lbs. Famous for: World's Fattest Woman Favorite food: Anything, including but not restricted to McNuggets, Tartar sauce, motor oil, human flesh. |
| Kenji Fukui | |
| What a matchup we have today! |
| Doc Hattori | |
| Let's see what delicasies they'll be eating today! |
| Blowpop | |
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| Doc Hattori | |
| The hell?!? One single Blowpop? |
| Kenji Fukui | |
| Erg. Til next time, when we'll hopefully have more food, faithful viewers. |
| Static | |
 | Kkkkkkkkzzzzzz |