| Patrick, obviously | |
| The crisis in the Middle East: Hot or not? |
| Professor K | |
 | We're like peanut butter without all the jelly! Your number one pirate radio station.. |
| Professor K | |
| JET GRIND RADIOOO!!! |
| Professor K | |
| So I hear the folks in the Middle East are high tailing it out! |
| Professor K | |
| They looked like they were finished, when a mysterious black car pulled up and dragged them in! |
| Professor K | |
| The only evidence we found was a piece of a broken disc. What could it mean?!? |
| Professor K | |
| Stay tuned to Jet Grind Radio! |