| Ming | |
| Where is my breakfast? |
| Rivers Cuomo | |
 | Eggs, bacon, toast...coffee and cream I eat my meal like I'm in a dream Stare at you from across the booth Broken leg and a chipped front tooth |
| Rivers Cuomo | |
| Now that the waitress has our order Now that the sausage is all gone Waiting for the check in silence How long has our love been withdrawn? |
| BNL's Jim | |
 | Man, that was weak. |
| Rivers Cuomo | |
| Erg. It's been a while. Just shut up. |