| Nihaochan | |
| Judging by the way "The Moxie boy" looks I think he needs to drink some moxie himself, if it does infact help "Loss of manhood." I mean just take one look at his face! It looks like he has make-up on!!! |
| Moxie Boy | |
 | You want some of this, punk? |
| Moxie Boy | |
| I've been drinking Moxie since before your mother was born. |
| Moxie Boy | |
| That's why I still look like I'm 19. |
| Mike/Ben/Adam | |
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 | We drink Moxie everyday! XD |
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| Ness | |
 | Maine: The Land Of Eternal Youth. |