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Korpinen
Remember the UGO UnderGround Open I asked about? It's now in its final round and the remaining two contestants are -- surprise, surprise -- Jessica Alba and Jennifer Lopez's ass. I'm starting to think that the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement isn't such a bad idea, after all. Oh, and if it makes any difference, I voted for you, Mega Man.


Answerers:
Megaman
We've been following it since you sent the link.
Megaman
And no one can blame me for losing, as I lost to the champion.
Megaman
How unfair is that? I could've been somebody, man!
Megaman
But these matchups don't make sense! How did Ms. Yeoh go as far as she did? That would imply intelligent, decent voters!
Jen
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
Jen
*sniffle*
Jen
We shall call it the "Pee Wee Effect".
Megaman
What?
Jen
Pee Wee's Playhouse. Was going good. What happened? PEE WEE HERMAN happened.
Jen
Mystery Men. Decent movie. How did it fail? PEE WEE HERMAN was in it.
Jen
The Conversatron. Great site. Why is it dead? The PEE WEE HERMAN askee.
Jen
He wrecks the odds.
Megaman
You're...you're kidding, right? I might've won?
Otacon
She might just be right. Let me run this through the machine.
E-102
PEE WEE HERMAN TAKEN OUT OF UGOPEN. RECALCULATING ODDS...
E-102
PROJECTED WINNER:
Megaman
Ooh goody goody goody!
E-102
JENNIFER LOPEZ'S ASSETS.
Megaman
...
Megaman
I hate you, Milkman Jen.
Jen
Heh. Ninjas are sneaky like that.










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