| Jeff Hibiki | |
| I just got a copy of The Book of Five Rings. What are the answerers' opinon on this great work by Musashi? |
| Haohmaru | |
 | MUSASHI IS A LEGENDARY LEGEND LIKE MYSELF, THUS HIS LEGENDARY WORK WOULD COMPARE TO MY LEGENDARINESS LEGENDARILLY. |
| Genjuro | |
 | it did not suck as much as some sucky things may suck, surely not as much as haohmaru sucks, for his suckiness is sucky unlike any other sucky thing known to suck. |
| Adam | |
 | I... Haven't read it yet. |
| Saker | |
 | Uhm... Ask Jeff. He has a copy. |
| Jeff | |
 | .... |