| Nihaochan | |
| What is the true life-span of a duck? |
| Penguins | |
 | We like to talk. |
| Penguins | |
| Hoohoohoo! |
| Adam | |
 | I love you, Penguins! XD |
| Penguins | |
| Why do we always answer questions that involve ducks? |
| Adam | |
 | Don't ask me, I just work here. |
| Penguins | |
| Oh well, the true life-span of a duck is 721784262734 years. Although, most ducks don't live this long, due to death. |
| Penguins | |
| And that is all. |