| Maikeru | |
| Matthew Lesko, you sell your books on how to make big cash off the government. Why don't you sell your fashionable jackets? I'm sure they'd sell well! |
| ???? | |
 | Thousands of innocent question marks are horribly slaughtered in their natural habitat for some jerk to run around looking the the Riddler on national television. Honestly now, have you no respect for nature? |
| Matthew Lesko | |
 | I am ultra powerful! |
| Matthew Lesko | |
 | I control who lives and who dies! |
| Matthew Lesko | |
 | FEAR MY SUIT OF 1000 RIDDLES! |
| Ness | |
 | He's finally snapped. Bring in the stun guns. |