| john | |
| if a miget falls in the middle of a woods and no one's around does he make a noise? |
| Saker | |
 | Yes. |
| Almonds | |
 | "Yes" isn't funny. Loser. |
| Saker | |
 | Neither are you! |
| Almonds | |
| At least I don't talk to food! |
| Saker | |
| You ARE food! |
| Narrator | |
 | And so the battle rages on. The contestants risk it all, heedless of their own lives or the well being of others. Will Saker eventually crack the almond? Will the almond have Saker commited for talking to inanimate objects? Will this site become popular!? Tune in next week, for the dramatic conclusion. |