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 | As much as I'd love to answer your question, Mike, you're being sacrificed for a higher cause. Based upon the fact that Saker nor I have heard about any "Cardcaptors CCG" coming out, I've decided to play on the "All Your Base" web trend that's been going around. We here at QNA2K have tried to have nothing to do with "Zero Wing" while it was being obsessed over by other sites. Now that the trend is finally dying down, we changed our minds. That, or we were too lazy to do anything with it until now. Oh well. Please sit back, and enjoy QNA2K's "Mock Zero Wing Theater". |
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| Koshi Rikudo |
 | IN A.D. 2101 |
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| Koshi Rikudo |
| WAR WAS BEGINNING. |
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| Nabeshin |
 | Well, well, well! If it isn't old man Rikudo! What is this? |
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| Koshi Rikudo |
| What is this, you ask? Well! I, Koshi Rikudo, hereby give permission to make Excel Saga into a badly translated japanese videogame! |
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| Stamp |
 | -KOSHI RIKUDO- |
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| Ill Palazzo (Captain) |
 | What happen? ... Excel, did you break something again? You're worthless. |
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| Hyatt (Mechanic) |
 | *cough, hack* It wasn't Excel this time, Ill Parazzo-sama |
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| Hyatt (Mechanic) |
| Somebody set up... us...*cough, dies* |
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| Ill Palazzo (Captain) |
| Set us up with what? |
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| Hyatt (Mechanic) |
| *wakes up* Oh... Sorry... The bomb. |
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| Excel (Operator) |
 | We get signal. I hope it's for me! I love getting phone calls. Especially when they're from *swoon* Ill Palazzo-sama. I LOVE YOU ILL PALAZZO-SAMA! |
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| Ill Palazzo (Captain) |
| *brutally kills Excel* |
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| Excel (Operator) |
| *dies* |
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| Hyatt (Mechanic) |
| Sorry to interrupt the brutal killing of my senior, Ill Parazzo-sama, *cough, cough, wipe blood from face* but she's a crucial part of Adam's "Mock Zero Wing Theater"... |
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| Ill Palazzo (Captain) |
| Who is this Adam? He sounds like an evil genius. Perhaps he'd like to work for Secret Ideal Organization Across... At any rate, Excel, I permit you to live for the rest of this thread. |
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| Excel (Operator) |
| *lives* Oh thank you Ill Parazzo-sama! I promise to give 110% througout the rest of my time working on this thread, and for the rest of my natural life- |
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| Ill Parazzo (Captain) |
| -Which shouldn't be too long.- |
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| Excel (Operator) |
| All for you, Ill Parazzo-sama! WE GET SIGNAL ! |
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| Ill Parazzo (Captain) |
| What ! |
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| Excel (Operator) |
| Main screen turn on. Quickly! For Ill Parazzo-sama! |
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| Jeff K. (Cats) |
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| Ill Parazzo (Captain) |
| It's you !! |
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| Ill Parazzo (Captain) |
| ... Who is that? |
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| Hyatt (Mechanic) |
| One of the citizens, sir. |
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| Jeff K. (Cats) |
| HOWA RE YUO GENTELMAN !!!!!!!!!!!111111 |
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| Jeff K. (Cats) |
 | ALL YUOR BAES ARE BELOGN TOO US |
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| Jeff K. (Cats) |
| YUO ARE ON TEH WAY TO TEH DESTRUCSHIN FAG0T |
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| Ill Parazzo (Captain) |
| What you say !! |
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| Ill Parazzo (Captain) |
| Is this guy serious? Excel, kill him. |
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| Excel (Operator) |
| Ill Parazzo-sama, as much as I'd love to fulfill your every request and desire, we seem to be in the vacuum of space, in a space ship, and being in the vacuum of space, it's sort of hard to, you know, breathe, when you're not in a space ship, and to kill him- |
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| Ill Parazzo (Captain) |
| -Does she ever stop talking?- |
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| Excel (Operator) |
| -I'd have to leave the space ship, and I don't have a space suit, so my eyes would pop out of my head, and it'd be really bloody and gory and painful and I wouldn't even be able to see, let alone live so- |
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| Hyatt (Mechanic) |
| -I think so, Ill Parazzo-sama.- |
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| Excel (Operator) |
| -I don't think I'll be able to kill him. |
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| Jeff K. (Cats) |
| YUO HAEV NO CHANSE TO SURVVIE MAEK TEH TIEM |
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| Jeff K. (Cats) |
| HHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA |
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| Excel (Operator) |
| No chance to survive! Oh no! And I never got to tell Ill Parazzo-sama my true feelings! |
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| Hyatt (Mechanic) |
| You just did, senpai. |
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| Excel (Operator) |
| Oh. Captain ! |
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| Ill Parazzo (Captain) |
| Take off every 'zig'. |
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| Ill Parazzo(Captain) |
| You know what you doing. |
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| Ill Parazzo (Captain) |
| Move 'zig'. |
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| Ill Parazzo (Captain) |
| For great justice. |
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| Nabeshin |
| Man, Rikudo. This idea really did suck. Not only a failure, a big fat flop. |
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| Koshi Rikudo |
| I agree with you for once, Watanabe. For the first time ever, I am hereby revoking your privledges to use Excel Saga as a badly translated japanese videogame! |
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| -KOSHI RIKUDO- |
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| Ill Parazzo |
| Another failure for Across. You know, I blame this squarely on you, Excel. |
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| Excel |
| Gomen, Master Il Palazzo! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to! Please don't hurt me! I just wanted the best for the group!- |
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| Ill Parazzo |
| You really don't stop talking. Come, Ha-chan. |
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| Hyatt |
| Hail, Il Pala--*cough, cough, spit up blood*--zzo. |
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| Excel |
| -Please don't pull the ro..pe....hey, where'd everybody go? |
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| Excel |
| Looks like it's just you and me again, Menchi. |
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| Menchi |
 | ...nyao... |
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