(Chief Devil in Charge).
Devil: We run things a bit differently nowadays, you get to pick
your own personal hell.
Man: That's not so bad, whatcha got?
Devil: Well, I'm going to open a series of doors, look inside,
assess the situation and then tell me if that's where you want to
spend eternity.
Man: OK.
The devil opens the first door and there's a room of people standing
on their heads on a hardwood floor.
Man: Ouch, that seems painful. It's not for me, what's next. The
devil opens the next door to reveal the same situation, only on
concrete floors.
Man: That looks worse, got anything left?
The devil opens the third door to reveal a room full of people
standing knee deep in shit drinking coffee.
Man: Well, the shit smells but I could stand the smell and drink
coffee all day. I'll take this one.
Devil: Are you sure this is the one you want.
Man: Absolutely!
The devil then escorts him in the room shuts and locks the door. As
soon as the door closes, a whistle blows and a loud speaker says
"Alright, coffee break is over, back on your heads."
