Humour
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Woman says Man hears
What a woman says:
This place is a mess!  C'mon,
You and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear
if we don't do laundry right now!

   What a man hears:
   blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
   YOU AND I blah, blah, blah
   blah, blah ON THE FLOOR
   blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah
   blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!
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