Qhelani's favorite sayings

sayings

From a long line of accidents. we are an accident to its final destination

"If you can hold your head up and smile, you are not the norm, you are unique to all those in doubt and despair."

The virtue of true love is not finding the perfect person, but loving the imperfect person perfectly

Never open your doors if you mean to close your heart

Remember, God doesn't call the equipped, He equips the called.

Nothing intoxicates some people like a sip of authority.

Many a mans expenditure of speach exceeds his income of ideas.

If you can't be the sun, don't be a cloud

A coward is one who in an accident thinks with his legs.

If you ask for something you have to say "please".If you want to get something you have to "PLEASE"

we do not decide the time to be granted to us, but we dicide what to do with it

To really know a man,observe his behavior with a woman

some so called open minds should be closed for repairs

The mind that would be happy must be great

A coward is one who in an emergency thinks with his legs

Life is like a key of sardines we are all looking for the key

Nothing is free ecxept what comes from within

One tough of scandal makes the whole world chin

If you want to do something,do it now, today will be yesterday tomorrow

Responsibility walks hand in hand with capacity & power

Say not always what you know, but always what you say.

(It is easy to offer objections than to get buisy

By others faults. The wise correct theirs

Charity covers a multitude of sins.Curiosity uncovers them all

Work is the best thing ever created to kill time

Accept that some days you're the pigeon,and some days you're the statue.

Always keep your words soft and sweet,just in case you have to eat them.

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

If you can't be kind,at least have the decency to be vague.

Never buy a car you can't push.

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors; but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

Its better to be alone than to be with the wrong compony.

If you run run with wolves you will soon learn how to howl, but if you associate with eagles you will soon learn how to fly

A mirror reflects a man,s face, but what he is really like is reflected by the choice of friends.

Never receive councel from un productive people

Never discuss your problems with someone incapable of contributing to the solution.

Not everyone has a right to speak into your life

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.

Everyone is intelligent.................only in different subjects - me

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal.

Sex is done by:- Virgins for curiosity, Harlots for money, Widows for oldtimes, Wives for duty. Pure pleasurable sex is possible only in ADULTERY !!!!!!!!!!.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose

short stories

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