| Terrycloth | |
| I'm really hungry, but I'm afraid to eat because all my cavities mean it hurts a lot for hours afterwards. What should I do? |
| Matthew Lesko | |
 | New! |
| Matthew Lesko | |
 | Intravenous hamburger! Never worry about needless chewing again! |
| -TIME ELAPSED- | |
 | -3 MONTHS LATER- |
| Chang Koehan | |
 | Dear Mr. Lesko: Hello. My name is Chang and I am 34 years old. Your invention has completely changed how I live. Not only can I eat by mouth, but with the leg-strap accessory, no one knows I'm eating again! However, I have thought of some ways to improve upon your original design. Enclosed are some sketches. Thank you. |
| Matthew Lesko | |
 | Why, this man is an eating genius! |
| Matthew Lesko | |
| Somebody get me on the phone with Chang Koehan! We're going to revolutionize the fat person industry! |
| Chang Koehan | |
| . o O (A dream come true...) |