| Maikeru | |
| Say, doesn't Captain Jack look a little bit like Bison, or is it just my horribly damaged brain? |
| Captain Jack | |
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| M. Bison | |
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| Captain Jack | |
| Dear god, you're the evil-fat meglomaniac white me. |
| M. Bison | |
| My god, you're the good hip-hop singin' black me. |
| Captain Jack/M. Bison | |
| I always wanted to know what...the other side was like... |
| I always wanted to know what...the other side was like... |
| QNA2K Narrator | |
 | From the same minds that brought you Mock Zero Wing Theater...QNA2K brings you, "The Prince And The Pauper". Except it's bad, and stuff. |
| "M. Bison" | |
| Hi! I'm Captaaaaaain....I mean, uh...Bison. M. Bison. |
| Balrog | |
 | Hey, Mimaden! |
| "M. Bison" | |
| (His first name is Mimaden? I don't blame the guy for using an "M"..) |
| Balrog | |
| How ya' doin', boss? |
| "M. Bison" | |
| Urg. Did you just eat a garlic sandwich or something? |
| Balrog | |
| Hmm...let's see....nope. Just the normal BO, boss. |
| "M. Bison" | |
| My god. Go take a shower. |
| Balrog | |
| Nope! I have bodyguard duty today, remember boss? |
| "M. Bison" | |
| (I want my old life back..) |
| QNA2K Narrator | |
| Meanwhile.. |
| "Captain Jack" | |
| PSYCHO hello! |
| Captain Jill | |
 | What? |
| "Captain Jack" | |
| Uh....hi. |
| Captain Jill | |
| Right, well. I hope you're ready for the live concert today, Frankie. |
| "Captain Jack" | |
| (His real name is Frankie? No wonder he uses Jack...) |
| Captain Jill | |
| Okay, we're on. |
| "Captain Jack" | |
| Uh...hello...folks... |
| Captain Jill | |
| DO YOU WANNA ROCK WITH CAPTAIN JACK?!? |
| Everybody | |
 | Wooooooo!! |
| Captain Jill | |
| Okay! Let's get this party started! |
| Milkcan | |
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 | One, two! One, two, three, four! |
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| "Captain Jack" | |
| Uh...uh... |
| Captain Jill | |
| (Jack, you're on!) |
| "Captain Jack" | |
| Uh...okay, I'll give it a shot. |
| "Captain Jack" | |
| My name is Jack! I'm in the house! I like to...snack... Like a uh.....mouse. |
| "Captain Jack" | |
| My song are "phat" My rhymes are "dope" You better watch out Or you'll slip on your soap |
| "Captain Jack" | |
| This rap goes out to all you people Preparing for elimination When my psycho drive starts up I'm all ready for world domination! |
| "Captain Jack" | |
| PSYCHO! Word. |
| Everybody | |
| *blink, blink* |
| "Captain Jack" | |
| (I want my life back.) |
| QNA2K Narrator | |
| Then... |
| "Captain Jack" | |
| Give me my life back! |
| "M. Bison" | |
| WITH PLEASURE! I can't stand the smell! Here's your hat! |
| M. Bison | |
| Mmm, and yours. |
| QNA2K Narrator | |
| You two switched hats? |
| Captain Jack | |
| Yeah. You couldn't tell? |
| QNA2K Narrator | |
| ...nevermind. This skit has gone on for far too long. I'm ending it. |
| M. Bison | |
| Stop!! |
| QNA2K Narrator | |
| *hits the switch* |
| M. Bison | |
| But I finally got some screen tiiiimeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... |
| Static | |
 | kkkkkkkkkkkkkzzzzzzzz |