Do you hate Bush?
So do we. so we made a page of jokes about him. They're all text so you can print them out.
Where's Bush?
GEORGE=the first one, BARBARA=his wife, BUSH=the current one, LAURA=his wife
George Bush and his wife, Barbara sit down for Thanksgiving Dinner in Bushville, Texas.
GEORGE: Hey Barbie! Where's are son?
BARBARA: You said he called you.
GEORGE: Oh yeah.
Laura knocks on the door.
GEORGE: Hello?
LAURA: It's me! Your daughter-in-law!
George opens the door and tells her to help herself to the buffet.
GEORGE: Where's my son?
LAURA: He'll be here soon.
* * *
A plane flies to Washington from Baghdad with Bush on it.
* * *
All three Bush's are growing worried.
BARBARA: George, Why don't you call his cell phone?
GEORGE: Ok.
George calls Bush's cell phone but no one picks up.
GEORGE: *I wonder where he is?*
George calls Donald Rumsfeld's cell phone. After 6 rings he picks up:
RUMSFELD: (tired voice)H-hello?
GEORGE: It's George! Where's my f'ing son?
RUMSFELD: If you care that much about him why are you asking me?
GEORGE: (growing angry) Where is HE!?
RUMSFELD: Didn't he tell you he went to Baghdad?
George drops the phone.
BA DUM BUM CHHHH!!!
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