Are You a Newsie Yet? |
~You secretly live in fear of your favorite newsie saying he's gay and your life as you know it ending. ~You write out the lyrics to all the songs during your classes and keep them in your notebook, over and over. ~Even when you're not wearing your newsie cap, (the RARE times!) you keep it in sight. ~You have two weeks of snow days and you watch Newsies four times each day. ~You're so repulsed by Crutchy that you come up with a theory about him, just to make him bearable to look at. (He's on drugs, I swear it's true.) ~You are unable to watch the movie because you fall into a deep and dark depression by the end because you can't come to terms with the fact that it's just a movie. ~You are a character in the movie, but no one else can see you. ~Whenever you see Kevin Tighe in a movie, you scream and cheese it. ~You find yourself quoting the movie in public, and then dissolve into giggles when you realize it. ~You take random songs and rewrite them to be about Newsies. (It's not as weird as it sounds!) ~You become obsessed with Denton, and it thoroughly grosses you out. (It happens, ok?) ~You accidently call random people by names of various newsies. ~You learn the handslap routine to King of New York and teach it to your Newsie-obsessed friends. You are all immensly proud of yourselves. (I know I am!) ~You and your Newsie-obsessed friends choreograph dances to the songs and frequently perform them. ~You have been known to chase after people screaming "I'll soak ya, ya dirty rotten scabba'!" ~You unconsciously slip into a New York accent at random intervals during the day. ~You find it more natural to answer to your newsie name. ~You notice that Crutchy's ears really stick out. In fact, you're sure if he only flapped them, he could fly. ~You start seeing Itey everywhere. It's incessant. ~You sit around and look at maps of New York and find it incredibly entertaining. (It's one of my favorite pastimes!) ~You totally understand what Medda is saying through that bad "accent". ~The movie plays itself over and over in your brain. ~You can recite the entire movie from memory. ~Your dream is to go to Brooklyn and scream off the Brooklyn Bridge. (If only...*sigh*) ~You can pick any object in a room and relate it to Newsies in some form or another. ~You think a Newsie-themed birthday party is a really cool idea. ~You were a newsie for Halloween. ~You have a complete set of 'newsie' clothes which you like to put on every time you watch the movie. You claim it enhances the viewing experience. (It does!) ~Friends, family, and school begin to fade into the background. It's no longer just a movie. The Newsie logo is burned into your corneas. Newsies is life, nothing else matters... |
Written by Alisha Heavilon, founder of |