| Queen Mary's Robert Carmine Corner |
| Name: Robert Coppola Carmine (formerly Schwartzman) Date of Birth: December 24, 1982 Birthplace: Los Angeles, California Parents: Talia Shire and Jack Schwartzman Heritage: Italian and Jewish, primarily Height: 5'8 Eyes: Green/Hazel Hair: Brown Filmography: Lick the Star, Virgin Suicides, and The Princess Diaries Famous Family: Nicholas Cage (cousin), Francis Ford Coppola (uncle) Favorite Movie: The NeverEnding Story Robert's the guitarist/lead singer in the band Rooney. |
| MICHAEL QUOTES from 'The Princess Diaries' (the scene after the band rehearses in the garage. could that band be ROONEY, by any chance?) Mia: "So, what's the diagnosis for my baby?" Doc: "Four hundred dollars. Yeah. I know, it costs to be cool, huh?" Mia: "This is not my day." Michael: "I'll do some labor free." Mia: "Thanks, but I'll talk to my Grandma about it. It'll be great. Anyway, I'll see you guys later, okay? I gotta be somewhere." [Mia leaves] Doc: [mockingly] "Ooo, I'll do some labor free. You, uh - sweet on her?" Michael: "She's my sister's best friend, man." Doc: "Yeah, well that's the hardest place to be - between friend and friendlier..." Michael: [sighs, throws a rag at Doc, and leans on the car.] (when Mia's limo arrives to pick up Michael and Lily) [Michael is sitting on the porch, playing his harmonica when the limo pulls up] Michael: "Lily, the car's here." [He walks down the driveway] "Thanks for the ride. Thank you." [he opens the car door and sees Mia] Mia: "Hey." [Michael stares with his mouth gaping] "What?" [Lily walks up] Lily: "Michael, don't always think you can get a ride with us." [she sees Mia] "Oye...who destroyed you?" Mia: "Oh, uh - you, you think it looks that bad?" Lily: "You look ridiculous. You should sue." Mia: "Well, um...I know it's a little straighter, and shorter..." Lily: "Weirder." Michael: "An attractive weirder." Lily: "No, it's not attractive. What I really can't understand is that you ditched me again yesterday when I really needed your help on the Green Peace petition. This bag. You have one of these bags? You know, we could hauk that and feed a whole third-world country." [looks at Michael] "Am I right?" Michael: "No." (later, on the sidewalk) Lily: "She has a hat. Do you really think that wearing that hat is going keep people from seeing your new Lana doo? Just because the student population might be morally bankrupt, but it doesn't mean they're blind..." Mia: "Lily! Just stop it, okay? Just because your hair sucks, get off mine." Michael: "Ouch. Thank you." [shakes Mia's hand] Lily: "Michael, can you please pretend you have a life for just one moment?" Michael: [takes Lily by the shoulders] "Hey, relax...breathe. Hee, Hoo, Hee." [walks off] (Michael and Mia are walking to school) Michael: "What are you doing this Saturday night?" Mia: "Oh, are you guys playing?" Michael: [nods] "Rehearsing some new things. We've got two new songs." Mia: "Oh yeah?" Michael: "Plus - surprise...we got the new parts for your Stang." Mia: "Oh, yea!" Michael: "We could put it together together." Mia: "Okay, well, uh...is this like a date?" Michael: "No...music, cars." Mia: "Well, would it include pizza?" Michael: "Of course. Pizza's a given." Mia: "With M&Ms?" Michael: "Yeah." Mia: "Well, then I am in." Michael: "Great." [Lily runs up. Michael looks back at Mia.] Michael: "Saturday...it's on?" Mia: "Yeah, great." (They walk to school and see all the cameras. Mia walks up to a reporter.) Mia: "Uh, excuse me, hi, who are you all waiting for?" Lana: [points at Mia] "There she is. Right there. That's Mia Thermopolis." [the camera people start taking pics of Mia and asking her questions.] Mia: "Lily, did you tell?" Lily: "No, I didn't say anything." Michael: "Why are they calling her Princess?" (outside, at school) Mia: "Michael?" Michael: [looks up, smiles] "Princess?" Mia: "You'll never guess what Josh Bryant just asked me." Michael: "Can I borrow a comb?" Mia: "No. He asked me to go to the Baker Beach Party with him." Michael: "That's this Saturday, right?" Mia: "Yeah, so I was thinking, um - I could come by the garage next week and listen to your band play then. Alright?" Michael: [sighs] "Oh yeah...that's - yeah." [he's obviously disappointed] Mia: "Are you okay?" Michael: "Yeah, I'm fine." Mia: "Alright. Well, I have to go. Thank you so much. Bye." Michael: "Bye." (at Mia's house) [the doorbell rings] Mia: "Oh, uh, it's open. Come on in." [Michael enters] "Michael...hi, um - how are you?" [Michael points at his nose] Mia: "What?" Michael: "I'm a guy." [Mia gasps, turns around, and rips off her pore strip.] Mia: "Uh, did Lily tell you that I called? Because um...I uh, called." Michael: "I brought your car." Mia: "Oh, thank you. Yeah, seven times I called...I called seven times." Michael: "Doc said that he fixed what he could, and if you had any problems to give him a call." Mia: "Oh, okay. Um...do you want the check now? 'Cause I have the last payment and..." Michael: "Yeah, thank you." Mia: "Are you hungry or thirsty?" Michael: "No." Mia: "Oh, here it is. Um, thank you so much for doing this for me. It's really really great of you." Michael: "I didn't do it for you. Doc lets my band practice, and I help with the cars." Mia: "Right. Of course." [hands him the check] "Here." Michael: "Thanks." Mia: "I know you're still mad at me for blowing you off, and I'm really sorry I did, but I am gonna try to make it up to you." Michael: [puts a mask up to his face] "How?" Mia: "Well, um...I'm still going to the Genovian Independence Day ball, and I'm inviting you. It could be fun. I'm wearing this great dress that I can't breathe in, and Lily's got a date..." Michael: "Josh looks better in a tux." Mia: "Oh, um, but, you see, it's...I really want you to be the one I share it with. You don't have to wear a tux...you can wear sweatpants for all I care. Ya know?" Michael: "Don't - don't worry about me. I just consider myself royally flushed." [he takes the envelope, bows, and leaves] (at Michael's house) Pizza Delivery Guy: "Here ya go. It's already paid for." Michael: "I didn't order a pizza. Sorry." Pizza Guy: "No, no. You must have...unless there's another Michael Moscowitz living here - We get a call, we deliver. That's our motto." Michael: [takes the pizza] "You don't make the pizzas..." [points at the delivery guy's long goatee] Pizza Guy: "No, no. I just deliver 'em." [leaves] (Michael opens the pizza box and sees that it has "SORRY" written on it with M&Ms. He smiles to himself, looks at his watch, and hurries back inside.) (at the ball) [Mia wanders around, looking for Michael. She sees him come in and smiles. She mouths for him to bow. He does, and she curtsies. They dance for a little while, and then he guides her into the garden.] Michael: "Why me?" Mia: "Because you saw me when I was invisible...and just because I'm royal doesn't mean I'm any different. I mean, come on, I'm really the same person, and, yes, I will have to live in Genovia a little, but I'll still go to school, and...[he kisses her, and her foot pops, thus hitting a lever that makes all these lights and fountains turn on. They stop for a second, smile at each other, and then smooch some more. Later, they're back in the ballroom doing the robot dance.] : ) The End. Paul Quotes from 'The Virgin Suicides' [Under a tree, talking to a group of boys] Paul: "I was the one who found her. I was in a storm sewer under my house and there were all these tunnels. You could get into anyone's house...So I went up, (thinkin' I could see one of the Lisbon girls taking a shower) and I walk in, and I see blood everywhere, so I turned around and went straight for the stairs and right back out the tunnel. Had to tell you guys that story. See you guys later." [At the basement party] Paul: "This punch is fantastic." Mrs. Lisbon: "Can I give you more?" Paul: "Yeah, sure. What's in it?" Mrs. Lisbon: "Juices, some cherry, pineapple..." Paul: "I - uh, looove pineapple." Mrs. Lisbon: "Really..." [later - talking to Therese] Paul: "How you doin'? You know, you're very beautiful...wish I could paint you sometime." [she laughs] [spying on Lux while she's on the roof with some guy] Paul: "I gotta see this...now, now she's on top of him. Wait...now they're done. He's getting up." [aside] "Popcorn." |
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