Earlier in the day.. I was being..

The Crocodile Hunter!

And by crikey, I was tellin' folks how I stick my finger up crocodiles bums and relly pess 'em off!

And these people mocked me for it.

I cried.

And then I wept.

And Jim called this girl "Crazy Eyes."

Word on the street is that she watches the stock market channel all the time.

But she just watches because she suspects the anchor man of being an evil leprechaun.

He can bullshit everybody else, but he ain't fooling her.

 

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