Q: http://www.teenhollywood.com/d.asp?r=50229&cat=1027
Q: *sniff*
Q: *throws err...umm imaginary vase at wall*
J: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
J: *temper tantrum*
J: anyway, the tabloids are full of crap
J: *nods*
Q: Well I hope they are
Q: *prays to BL*
Q: Then I can eat Blue cheese, Mmmm.
J: hrm
J: tired kylie
J: *nods slowly*
Q: No. Kylie annoyed at news
J: jaime too
J: *grunt*
Q: *grunts with Jaime*
Q: Hmm grunting is fun
Q: *grunt*
Q: Hooha
Q: *jumps up and down*
J: *grunt*
J: caveman speak
J: *grunt*
Q: *stops jumping*
Q: *frowns*
Q: *grunts*
J: *grunts*
J: *shakes head*
J: *GRUNT*
Q: *GRUNT GRUNT...........................GRUNT!!!!!* (plus !!!!!)
J: *nods*
J: (and grunts)
Q: Oh *nods* *nods again while grunting*
Q: *picks up sitck and pokes cavewoman jaime*
J: *grunt laugh*
J: *throws nearby rock at cavewoman kylie*
J: *points and grunts*
Q: *ducks rock but 2.14 seconds later gets hit in head by another rock which really was the first rock except it was AJBAC suspended in air, rock hits head with giant thud, all is quiet*
J: *grunts laugh*
J: *moves out of way of counter attack*
Q: *caveman kylie matrix style does triple double superdoopercoolnumber flip up and lands on her feet*
Q: *picks up caveman brick made in china*
Q: *hurtles it at caveman jaimes ass*
J: *gets ready to dodge*
Q: *grunt laugh*
Q: *dodges*
J: *does cool X5 flip and boots cavewoman kylies ass onto the ground*
J: *grunts laugh*
J: *points*
J: *grunts again*
J: *climbs tree*
Q: *grabs ass which is actaully on the ground and cavewoman kylie cant reach it because well she is sitting on her ass but...ok I am confusing myself here. She picks herself up, does some incoherant grunting and chucks a shit*
J: *hides behind branches*
Q: *stamps foot*
J: *gigglegrunts*
Q: *GRUNT GRUNT.....AND ERR MORE GRUNTING*
J: *grunt*
Q: *looks up*
Q: *grunts "where did that bitch go"*
J: *stifles gigglegrunt*
J: *gets mad*
Q: *hears gigglegrunting*
J: *eyes narrow*
J: *grunts*
J: *charges!*
Q: *feels the coming coming on*
J: *knocks cavewoman kylie over*
J: *grunts in her face*
Q: *hears blood boiling, run for her cavewoman life on those stumpy legs*
Q: *gets hit from behind by cavewoman jaime*
J: *cavewoman kylie dies from cavewoman jaimes breath*
Q: *struggles away from grunting breath*
J: ........sniggers..........
Q: Noooooooooooooo
Q: *ghost of cavewoman kylie floats about the two physcopaths*
Q: *grunts "hrm."*
Q: *spits on cavewoman jaime*
J: *cavewoman jaime hears that cavewoman jess has been a slut and commits suicide*
J: *floats above ghost kylie and spits back*
Q: *Holds in major grunting gigglefit and pant peeing session*
J: lol
J: *cavewoman jess gets splashed by pant peeing*
J: and screams..........
Q: *Caveman Paul comes running into the scene after being accidentaly run over by a car registered to a Mr Michael Weatherly.*
J: HA
Q: *Cavewoman Jess screams in a mixture of joy/pee on my face grossness scream*
J: hahahahaha
J: oh
J: *clears throat*
J: *ghost jaime grunts*
Q: *Jess runs like a wank over to Paul, 2 voices are heard in the background yelling "SLUT"*
J: *grunts louder while holding belly*
Q: *cavewoman Jaime and Kylie forget about their previous hatred and killing towards each other and run over to stop the shipper stomach churning session that is about to take place (COVER YOUR EYES!!!}*
J: *covers eyes*
J: *kicks paul in the caveman balls*
Q: *Both cavewoman run blindly in a South East direction towards the two celebrity figures*
J: -insert sound effect here-
J: square square triangle
Q: *cavewoman Kylie giggles but keeps composure*
J: jaime and kylie get sick of playing this stupid ps2 game, and turn it off. hrm, what ep should we watch now? toodles off and finds food........
Q: Oh crap. That was the frickin funniest
J: *whisper grunts*
Q: That is so going on my site, lol