Welcome to the wonderful and tragic world of me. My name is Kylie but I really hate that name, it reminds me too much of an Australian pop singer who wears skimpy outfits and sings really shit songs who I am not going to mention the name of and I bet you will never guess who it is, ha! ... Ok fine...Minogue. Happy? Bah. Anyways, my friends seem to call me all different names, some which frankly scare me quite alot. The most popular is 'Ky' which Erin calls me very very frequently -- she stole it from the 4 year olds at the childcare centre who couldn't pronounce my name right so they just called me "Miss Ky", Erin thought this was oh so funny so she decided to call me that to haunt me of the days when 4 year olds use to tell me they wanted to 'sex' me *shudders* Arghh, that still brings back horrible memories. Jaime calls me "Boo" which of course is stolen from Da, go figure huh. Kacee calls me "Shitface" or "Poo", depends on what spontaneous verbal mood she is in, Lauren calls me "Curlz" because of my past curly hair (She though perms where halarious) and everyone else just calls me Kyle's or some spur of the moment payout name they can come up with.
I am quite a boring person although some weird ass people would debate over it. I am 17 going on 18 (damn, thats old) and I am currently completing Grade 12 at Nambour State High School...yay! I live in 15 acres in a little pooie town called Palmwoods where I live in a house (kidding) with 4 horses, 3 cows, 40 chooks, 1 dog and my parent's who I will also class as animals. I work at Eagle Boys Pizza and I have had that job for 3 years now so it is really getting old. I am too stupid to go to Uni so I waste my days away sitting in front of my computer and making pathetic little websites like this one. Hopefully one day I will be able to study Web-Design as a possible job but I don't think my chances are very high; there are seriously many more talented people in this world much better than me at this and they don't even want to pursue a career in it! Pffft, makes me feel so in-adequate. God I hate them. I have noooo idea what I am gonna do after school so please don't ask me -- computers! Thats the only answer I am gonna give you, I love them and I am moderately good at them, thats good enough for me. This page will soon be filled up to the brim with crap about me so you better close the window now.
Here is my life summed up in picture's, ohh wow I have an exciting life don't I? I can't be frooked downloading anymore of me onto my computer so your not getting anymore, hrm well except for the one's I took with my webcam of me being chased by a model motorbike but there's no way in giddy hell you are gonna see those. I thought pictures of my motorbike and mah animals would be much more entertaining than looking at me. So shut up and put up. I will be adding more when I get a digital camera but that may be a while away so nah nah. :o)
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[-Favourites-]
Blehness
Real Name: Kylie ___ stalker
Birthday: 20th July 1986
Gender: Female
Height: 160cm
Weight: 45kg
Hair Colour: Brown with blonde streaks
Eye Colour: Dark Brown
Shoe Size: 8.5 Ladies
Lip Size: 22% of JA's *punpun* Oh! Good one!
Computer: Compaq Presario 5000, 768MB RAM, 80gig HD, 128mb Radeon 9200 Video Card, DVD, CD-RW, 1ghz AMD Athlon Processor (shush), Windows XP. Shitness Muchly
Animals: Forty-Eight, mah babies ^_^
Job: Eagle Boys Nambour for 3 years
Vehicle: Alexi my Kawasaki ZZR-250
Allergies: Bath Oil
Phobia's: Phones, Socialising, Pine Tree's, Deep Water and Microsoft
Loves: Suits, Spiky Hair, Stubble, excessive vocabulary, Rain & Isolation
Hates: Cats, Old Men, Sunlight, Tree Sap, Cars, Cities, Windows ME
Siblings: Cassie who is 19
Boyfriend: *rolls eyes* Heh, I wish
Parents: Unfortunatly Yes, Father's should die *nods*
Friends: I think, not too sure...hangon, I'll get back to you on that.
Piercings: 4 ear lobe, 1 top of left ear.
Tattoos: None...yet *looks at barcodes*
Glasses: Yes, but only for reading (so sophisticated, Im such a loser..)
Location: Sunshine Coast, Australia
Occupation: Year 12 Student
Expertise: Oh wow, I have an expertise? Well if you say so... Im a little freak with way too much time on my hands. 99.2% of my time is spent reading fanfictions, doing da doodles in Photoshop or doing some stupid site like this. I like to eat and be annoying. Im a smart ass and a darned good one at that. Sarcasm is a virtue...ain't I the lucky one?
Hobbies: Motorbike riding, Horse riding, Web Design, Photoshop doodling, Reading, Talking, Watching Da, Sleeping, Being Anti-social, Listening to Music and making strange noises.
Foods
Soda: Vanilla Coke or Mountain Dew
Cracker: Saltines
Candy: Snickers
Meat: Erck, Don't like anything but Chicken
Starch: Potato's with Butter
Cookie: Macadamia
Veggie: Pahaha
Fruit: Peach
Nationality of Food: Chinese
Cereal: Nut Feast, Mmmm
Skittle: Red or Green
Breakfast Food: Pancakes and Ice-Cream
Midnight Snack: Popcorn
Celebrities
Actor: Hugh Dancy or Robert Downey Jr.
Comedian: Conan O'Brien
Actress: Jessica Alba (big shock)
Male Soloist: Josh Groban
Female Soloist: Tara Maclean, Sarah Mclachlan, Jessica Riddle, pah too many.
Real Bands: EVANESCENCE *calms down*
Rapper/Group: Hed P.E or Linkin Park
Fave Band/Artist Overall: Evanescence or Plumb
Female Singer You Despise: T.A.T.U (he/she?)
Male Singer You Despise: Daniel Beddingfield (or however you spellher his name)
Older Actor: Hmm Tom Hanks or Mel Gibson
Older Man: Hahaha...Matt Lauer *blushes* Latin Artist: Selena
Past Obsessions: Spice Girls, Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne. Blah! You all loved them at ONE stage! *grumbles*
Basic Faves
Colors: Purple, Silver
Movies: Nell, Green Mile, Chicken Run, Animal Farm, Sleeping Dictionary
Lipgloss: Cherry Vanilla Swirl Lip-Smacker
Sneaker: Fila
Department Store: Target or Big W. Im so cheap.
Most Important Guy Trait: Sense of humor
Guy Eye Color: Brown
Guy Hair Color: Anything but Red. OoOo Spikes ;o)
Guy Physical Feature: Calf Muscles (dont ask...)
Flower: Gerbera's
Haircolor: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Computer Game: Grand Theft Auto VC, The Sims, Age of Empires
Game System: Playstation 2
Game: Dark Angel Game (PS2), Constructor (PS1), Harvest Moon (PS1)
Tv Show: Dark Angel, Alias, Mr Hell Show, Passions, Pond Life, Life Support, Rove Live, Ally Mcbeal, I dream of Jeanie. Blah.
[-200 Questions-]
1. What brand of toothpaste? Colgate
2. Shampoo Conditioner in one or separate? Seperate
3. What Brands? Hmm Pantene Pro V [Expensive little bugger arent I?]
4. What flavor dental floss? Heh, Floss...Heha.
5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up? I have ankle socks, Only normal people have normal socks, pah.
6. Toilet paper: wad or fold? Wtf? Wad I suppose, what kinda of questions are these?! 0_o
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name? Stimpy *nods* Do you know, smart ass?
8. Favorite color? Purple
9. Summer footwear: sandals or nothing? Im Aussie so, nothing.
10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? Banana's
11. Lefty or righty? Righty
12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? Half empty
13. Bleh or blah? Bleh
14. What do you like about yourself? Ummm, I'll get back to you on that.
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? Erck, No
16. Do you sing in the shower? When Im giddy I do which isn't very often
17. Do you talk to your pet? Of course I do, I have cows doesn't that say it all?!
18. Do you talk to yourself? Oh hell yeah
19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? *freaks out* OMG......NO! Fat, Smelly, Poo...
20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? Nopes but he drives a white van :)
21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? I used to when I was widdle but pffft frook off not anymore
22. Do you have 11 toes? What do you think I am, a nomalie? Christ, I have 10
23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? I thought men where supposed to pick me up, not me them. ;)
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? Indeed I would
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? I suppose I would, what is Pink illegal or something?
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? Mickey Mouse -- How cute is his voice? Heha *smitten*
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? He spits...
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl? IM FEMALE, god damn.
29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? Silver/Light Pinkish Brown
30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? Yeah, then I nibble on it.
31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day? Well thats happened before...
32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? Yessums
33. How do you take mascara off? I get in a shower and rub :o) If its waterproof then Im screwed :o(
34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? IM FEMALE, god damn (didn't I already say this? Are you not listening to me?!)
35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size? You grab em.
36. Would you ever wear lip gloss? Well I'm wearing it now so you do the math...even though there is no math involved.
37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? What the frook are they? Gums better so seettart gum...yeah.
38. M&MS or Skittles? Skittles
39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? Sure thang...the lady gave birth to me.
40. What is 1+1? 2 you dumbass
41. What is your favorite holiday? Christmas
42. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman: RuPaul considering Rodman wore the dress at his wedding. No comment.
43. How old are you? 17
44. How old do you WANT to be? 21
45. Where do you want to live? Auckland, New Zealand
46. Where do you want to go? Seattle or New York
47. Who do you want to meet? Hmmm *acts like she's thinking* JESS! Hard decision and all...
48. Do you like Kool-Aid? Yuppers
49. Does pine-sol smell good? Of course!
50. What are your favorite pizza toppings? Pepperoni
51. Do you like toast? Cinnamon Only
52. Do you still carve pumpkins? We don't have Halloween down under so nopes
53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? Never did
54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? I lost all those in Grade 7 so yeah.
55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? They are starting to pop up they're ugly toothy heads
56. Clear or colored? Clear or Colored what??? Penguins?
57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick? Strawberry [I think]
58. Where is your hand right NOW? The mouse and the keyboard and now on the keyboard and back to the mouse [vicious cycle]
59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky? My right ear is mutated and spasticated so my left oinky looks coo.
60. Okay or O'tay? Okay dammit, use proper grammar.
61. French poodle or french kiss? French Kiss <3
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? Yes *nods*
64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? 2 x 4, bigger is better.
65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? Yeah
66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? Of course
67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? No
68. Have you ever used colored white-out? No, that's retarded.
69. What do you think of Smurfette? Huh?
70. What is your favorite book? When the wind blows by James Patterson
71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? *nods happily* If only...
72. Salmon or Cod? Salmon
73. Crab or Lobster? Crab, Mmm Mud Crab
74. What sounds better: up or down? Is this a sexual position? lol
75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? Retarded question...umm sidewards.
76. Ok, NOW where is your hand? KEYBOARD!!!!!!!
77. Describe the best day of your life. The day I got Rusty back :o)
78. Broom or mop? Mops are dirty--so a broom.
79. What is your favorite word? Bah
80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question. Wow that was stupid.
81. What is your full name? Kylie Elizabeth ________ stalker
82. What do you wish your name was? Nathaly or Alexi
83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy. Im not telling you, it's for me, my mind and me...yeah me.
84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? No-one tells me theirs NO-ONE TELLS ME ANYTHING! WAH!
85. Are your feet the same size? Erck! What do you think their my penis's? Do I measure my feet? No.
86. Cassettes or CDs? CDs ...we're not in the 80's anymore.
87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? Hmm...Never seen it [deprived]
88. What are your Christmas traditions? Sleep...Eat...Computer....Eat....Eat....Eat...Computer...Presents....Relatives...Sleep
89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? Rip it to where my letter is ruined
90. 10 more to go, are you bored? Yes, Fuck off.
91. Do you like onions? No, Go away
92. What would you name your band, if you had one? Indifference
93. Have you ever worn a dress? Yessums [proud]
94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? Yea Captain Obvious.
95. Frogs or toads? Frogs, Toads are poo
96. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11? What the? No.
97. 8 or 3? You are definitly running outta things to ask me.
98. How long can you hula-hoop for? When it falls and I fail
99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME? .....
100. You made it. Do you love me now? Only a 100 more to go...shoot me. And no I hate you for this.
101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? No, maybe thats why Im not normal, do normal people do that?
102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? Nothing, I didn't have a cake or a party, or a present.
103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? Hell Yes, Im aussie proud. [angels sing]
104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? American Shit
105. Are you going to name your son Elvis? No I watched a bio on Elvis he's a meany pants.
106. If not, what? Jesse
107. What about your daughter? Alexi, Nathaly, Darcy or Mckenzie (Kenzie) [I wanna girl]
108. Describe your most embarrassing moment. When I fell off my motorbike
109. Do you read tabloids? Only when Im bored
110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played? I'm not even going there.
111. Do you like cotton candy? I COULD EAT BARRELS OF IT, throw it up, and eat it
112. Do you suffer from cramps? That-time-of-the-month-every-friggin-TIME
113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling? *smells self* Erck, Thats nasty
114. Favorite food? Bueno's or Popcorn
115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? A new kick as computer and the rights to Dark Angel
116. Ribbed or plain? Plain [are they talking about chips?]
117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? Fuck you
118. Apple pie or cherry pie? I hate pies.
119. Pepsi or Coke? Coke...Vanilla Coke
120. Strawberry or Vanilla? Strawberry
121. Favorite movie? Nell
122. Favorite Actor? Hmm...Martin Lawrence
123. Favorite Actress? Jess!
124. Cheerios or corn flakes? Eww old people cereal
125. Panty hose or thigh-highs? Thigh highs? Are you 38473 years old?
126. Do you shave your legs? Of course
127. Midnight or mid-day? Midnight [ "what's wrong with you people snoring your lives away; nights the best part of the whole day!"]
128. Hope or Billy? Someone was high on something while typing these questions!
129. Cottonball or Q-tip? Q.Tip
130. Dry or lubricated? Bend over
131. Fast or slow? Slow
132. Hard or soft? Hard
133. Yogurt or ice-cream? Ice cream
134. Spoon or fork? Foon
135. Are you crying right now? No....
136. Fling or flick? Flick
137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? A finger
138. Look to your left, what do you see? A Cupboard
139. Look to your right, what do you see? Speaker and Bench
140. Who is at your house right now? Mum and Dad
141. Are your legs crossed right now? No
142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? Screw You, I aint getting up
143. Favorite song? Yikes I have too many, "Even Angels Fall" Jessica Riddle, "Missing" Evanescence, "Deliver Me" Sarah Brightman, "Eden" Hooverphonic.
144. Boxers or briefs? Briefs
145. Tootsie pops or blowpops? Blow your pop? No thanks.
146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? Juicy Fruit
147. Do you like to fish? Fun stuff
148. Is your grandpa cool? No, Their both dead
149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? Bah
150. Do you snore? Yep
151. Describe how your breath smells right now. Erck, quetions like this could kill people
152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis." Damn, ALEXIS!
153. Does it taste good? What?
154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? I lick it baby, Num num
155. Do you chew on pens/pencils? Yeah, bad habit
156. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!) Pond Life or Wizard of ID
157. Acting class or class act? Class act
158. Upside-down or downside-up? These questions suck
159. What's up? Pon
160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? An angry Tiger
161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of? A Serious Typo
162. Blondes or brunettes? BLONDES :):):):):)
163. Push or pull? Push
164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? Yea I'm retarded like that.
165. Do you even read those door things? Umm...yeA?
166. Do spiders scare you? Meph, no
167. What does? Pine Trees, People and Phones
168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby? Who the fuck are you?
169. What was your first word? Dad *shudders*
170. What was your first phrase? I like Pie...What do you think I remember?!
171. What can you not pronounce? Hmm...common sense
172. Did you know my phone just rang? Did you know I don't care?
173. Is your phone ringing? No, why do you get more than me?!
174. What's your phone number? 0407760062
175. Do you eat your toe-nails? Yea with blue cheese
176. Are you in drag right now? No but my chook is
177. WalMart or Kmart? Kmart, we have no Wallmart cos Oz sucks
178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? Jim, Sluts should go down
179. How many REAL push-ups can you do? 10...maybe *darts eyes*
180. How many fake push-ups can you do? 40...maybe *snickers*
181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now? I aint leaving this chair till your 200 questions are up.
182. Does your bike have 2 wheels? Of course it has 3
183. Are they flat? Nope, its sitting at Northcoast Kawasaki broked because I broke it!
184. Can you do a hand-stand? Barely
185. Front or back? Back, Fronts have faces.
186. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it? I'm not getting up, but it's 8:16pm
187. Are you on fire right now? No but I was an hour ago...you missed it
188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? LOL that actually made me smile..
189. Sprite or 7-up? Sprite
190. Mug RootBeer or Dr. Pepper? Dr. Pepper, still gross.
191. Bambi or Thumper? Aww thumper is so cute!!
192. Do you think Flower is hot? Yea I wanna bang it in the flowerbed...get it? Har har ...wow I'm lame.
193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? No, I repeat, who the fuck are you?
194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? No but I would kill him for free.
195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? Yea mentally ill people *nods*
196. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? 4
197. Is your left pinky right-handed? Umm...no
198. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=? I stay away from thinking
199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have? None dipshit
200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing? But...but...Im thin?!?!?!?! [confused]
Blehness
Real Name: Kylie ___ stalker
Birthday: 20th July 1986
Gender: Female
Height: 160cm
Weight: 45kg
Hair Colour: Brown with blonde streaks
Eye Colour: Dark Brown
Shoe Size: 8.5 Ladies
Lip Size: 22% of JA's *punpun* Oh! Good one!
Computer: Compaq Presario 5000, 768MB RAM, 80gig HD, 128mb Radeon 9200 Video Card, DVD, CD-RW, 1ghz AMD Athlon Processor (shush), Windows XP. Shitness Muchly
Animals: Forty-Eight, mah babies ^_^
Job: Eagle Boys Nambour for 3 years
Vehicle: Alexi my Kawasaki ZZR-250
Allergies: Bath Oil
Phobia's: Phones, Socialising, Pine Tree's, Deep Water and Microsoft
Loves: Suits, Spiky Hair, Stubble, excessive vocabulary, Rain & Isolation
Hates: Cats, Old Men, Sunlight, Tree Sap, Cars, Cities, Windows ME
Siblings: Cassie who is 19
Boyfriend: *rolls eyes* Heh, I wish
Parents: Unfortunatly Yes, Father's should die *nods*
Friends: I think, not too sure...hangon, I'll get back to you on that.
Piercings: 4 ear lobe, 1 top of left ear.
Tattoos: None...yet *looks at barcodes*
Glasses: Yes, but only for reading (so sophisticated, Im such a loser..)
Location: Sunshine Coast, Australia
Occupation: Year 12 Student
Expertise: Oh wow, I have an expertise? Well if you say so... Im a little freak with way too much time on my hands. 99.2% of my time is spent reading fanfictions, doing da doodles in Photoshop or doing some stupid site like this. I like to eat and be annoying. Im a smart ass and a darned good one at that. Sarcasm is a virtue...ain't I the lucky one?
Hobbies: Motorbike riding, Horse riding, Web Design, Photoshop doodling, Reading, Talking, Watching Da, Sleeping, Being Anti-social, Listening to Music and making strange noises.
Foods
Soda: Vanilla Coke or Mountain Dew
Cracker: Saltines
Candy: Snickers
Meat: Erck, Don't like anything but Chicken
Starch: Potato's with Butter
Cookie: Macadamia
Veggie: Pahaha
Fruit: Peach
Nationality of Food: Chinese
Cereal: Nut Feast, Mmmm
Skittle: Red or Green
Breakfast Food: Pancakes and Ice-Cream
Midnight Snack: Popcorn
Celebrities
Actor: Hugh Dancy or Robert Downey Jr.
Comedian: Conan O'Brien
Actress: Jessica Alba (big shock)
Male Soloist: Josh Groban
Female Soloist: Tara Maclean, Sarah Mclachlan, Jessica Riddle, pah too many.
Real Bands: EVANESCENCE *calms down*
Rapper/Group: Hed P.E or Linkin Park
Fave Band/Artist Overall: Evanescence or Plumb
Female Singer You Despise: T.A.T.U (he/she?)
Male Singer You Despise: Daniel Beddingfield (or however you spell
Older Actor: Hmm Tom Hanks or Mel Gibson
Older Man: Hahaha...Matt Lauer *blushes* Latin Artist: Selena
Past Obsessions: Spice Girls, Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne. Blah! You all loved them at ONE stage! *grumbles*
Basic Faves
Colors: Purple, Silver
Movies: Nell, Green Mile, Chicken Run, Animal Farm, Sleeping Dictionary
Lipgloss: Cherry Vanilla Swirl Lip-Smacker
Sneaker: Fila
Department Store: Target or Big W. Im so cheap.
Most Important Guy Trait: Sense of humor
Guy Eye Color: Brown
Guy Hair Color: Anything but Red. OoOo Spikes ;o)
Guy Physical Feature: Calf Muscles (dont ask...)
Flower: Gerbera's
Haircolor: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Computer Game: Grand Theft Auto VC, The Sims, Age of Empires
Game System: Playstation 2
Game: Dark Angel Game (PS2), Constructor (PS1), Harvest Moon (PS1)
Tv Show: Dark Angel, Alias, Mr Hell Show, Passions, Pond Life, Life Support, Rove Live, Ally Mcbeal, I dream of Jeanie. Blah.
[-200 Questions-]
1. What brand of toothpaste? Colgate
2. Shampoo Conditioner in one or separate? Seperate
3. What Brands? Hmm Pantene Pro V [Expensive little bugger arent I?]
4. What flavor dental floss? Heh, Floss...Heha.
5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up? I have ankle socks, Only normal people have normal socks, pah.
6. Toilet paper: wad or fold? Wtf? Wad I suppose, what kinda of questions are these?! 0_o
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name? Stimpy *nods* Do you know, smart ass?
8. Favorite color? Purple
9. Summer footwear: sandals or nothing? Im Aussie so, nothing.
10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? Banana's
11. Lefty or righty? Righty
12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? Half empty
13. Bleh or blah? Bleh
14. What do you like about yourself? Ummm, I'll get back to you on that.
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? Erck, No
16. Do you sing in the shower? When Im giddy I do which isn't very often
17. Do you talk to your pet? Of course I do, I have cows doesn't that say it all?!
18. Do you talk to yourself? Oh hell yeah
19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? *freaks out* OMG......NO! Fat, Smelly, Poo...
20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? Nopes but he drives a white van :)
21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? I used to when I was widdle but pffft frook off not anymore
22. Do you have 11 toes? What do you think I am, a nomalie? Christ, I have 10
23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? I thought men where supposed to pick me up, not me them. ;)
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? Indeed I would
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? I suppose I would, what is Pink illegal or something?
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? Mickey Mouse -- How cute is his voice? Heha *smitten*
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? He spits...
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl? IM FEMALE, god damn.
29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? Silver/Light Pinkish Brown
30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? Yeah, then I nibble on it.
31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day? Well thats happened before...
32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? Yessums
33. How do you take mascara off? I get in a shower and rub :o) If its waterproof then Im screwed :o(
34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? IM FEMALE, god damn (didn't I already say this? Are you not listening to me?!)
35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size? You grab em.
36. Would you ever wear lip gloss? Well I'm wearing it now so you do the math...even though there is no math involved.
37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? What the frook are they? Gums better so seettart gum...yeah.
38. M&MS or Skittles? Skittles
39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? Sure thang...the lady gave birth to me.
40. What is 1+1? 2 you dumbass
41. What is your favorite holiday? Christmas
42. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman: RuPaul considering Rodman wore the dress at his wedding. No comment.
43. How old are you? 17
44. How old do you WANT to be? 21
45. Where do you want to live? Auckland, New Zealand
46. Where do you want to go? Seattle or New York
47. Who do you want to meet? Hmmm *acts like she's thinking* JESS! Hard decision and all...
48. Do you like Kool-Aid? Yuppers
49. Does pine-sol smell good? Of course!
50. What are your favorite pizza toppings? Pepperoni
51. Do you like toast? Cinnamon Only
52. Do you still carve pumpkins? We don't have Halloween down under so nopes
53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? Never did
54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? I lost all those in Grade 7 so yeah.
55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? They are starting to pop up they're ugly toothy heads
56. Clear or colored? Clear or Colored what??? Penguins?
57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick? Strawberry [I think]
58. Where is your hand right NOW? The mouse and the keyboard and now on the keyboard and back to the mouse [vicious cycle]
59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky? My right ear is mutated and spasticated so my left oinky looks coo.
60. Okay or O'tay? Okay dammit, use proper grammar.
61. French poodle or french kiss? French Kiss <3
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? Yes *nods*
64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? 2 x 4, bigger is better.
65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? Yeah
66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? Of course
67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? No
68. Have you ever used colored white-out? No, that's retarded.
69. What do you think of Smurfette? Huh?
70. What is your favorite book? When the wind blows by James Patterson
71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? *nods happily* If only...
72. Salmon or Cod? Salmon
73. Crab or Lobster? Crab, Mmm Mud Crab
74. What sounds better: up or down? Is this a sexual position? lol
75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? Retarded question...umm sidewards.
76. Ok, NOW where is your hand? KEYBOARD!!!!!!!
77. Describe the best day of your life. The day I got Rusty back :o)
78. Broom or mop? Mops are dirty--so a broom.
79. What is your favorite word? Bah
80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question. Wow that was stupid.
81. What is your full name? Kylie Elizabeth ________ stalker
82. What do you wish your name was? Nathaly or Alexi
83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy. Im not telling you, it's for me, my mind and me...yeah me.
84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? No-one tells me theirs NO-ONE TELLS ME ANYTHING! WAH!
85. Are your feet the same size? Erck! What do you think their my penis's? Do I measure my feet? No.
86. Cassettes or CDs? CDs ...we're not in the 80's anymore.
87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? Hmm...Never seen it [deprived]
88. What are your Christmas traditions? Sleep...Eat...Computer....Eat....Eat....Eat...Computer...Presents....Relatives...Sleep
89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? Rip it to where my letter is ruined
90. 10 more to go, are you bored? Yes, Fuck off.
91. Do you like onions? No, Go away
92. What would you name your band, if you had one? Indifference
93. Have you ever worn a dress? Yessums [proud]
94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? Yea Captain Obvious.
95. Frogs or toads? Frogs, Toads are poo
96. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11? What the? No.
97. 8 or 3? You are definitly running outta things to ask me.
98. How long can you hula-hoop for? When it falls and I fail
99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME? .....
100. You made it. Do you love me now? Only a 100 more to go...shoot me. And no I hate you for this.
101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? No, maybe thats why Im not normal, do normal people do that?
102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? Nothing, I didn't have a cake or a party, or a present.
103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? Hell Yes, Im aussie proud. [angels sing]
104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? American Shit
105. Are you going to name your son Elvis? No I watched a bio on Elvis he's a meany pants.
106. If not, what? Jesse
107. What about your daughter? Alexi, Nathaly, Darcy or Mckenzie (Kenzie) [I wanna girl]
108. Describe your most embarrassing moment. When I fell off my motorbike
109. Do you read tabloids? Only when Im bored
110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played? I'm not even going there.
111. Do you like cotton candy? I COULD EAT BARRELS OF IT, throw it up, and eat it
112. Do you suffer from cramps? That-time-of-the-month-every-friggin-TIME
113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling? *smells self* Erck, Thats nasty
114. Favorite food? Bueno's or Popcorn
115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? A new kick as computer and the rights to Dark Angel
116. Ribbed or plain? Plain [are they talking about chips?]
117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? Fuck you
118. Apple pie or cherry pie? I hate pies.
119. Pepsi or Coke? Coke...Vanilla Coke
120. Strawberry or Vanilla? Strawberry
121. Favorite movie? Nell
122. Favorite Actor? Hmm...Martin Lawrence
123. Favorite Actress? Jess!
124. Cheerios or corn flakes? Eww old people cereal
125. Panty hose or thigh-highs? Thigh highs? Are you 38473 years old?
126. Do you shave your legs? Of course
127. Midnight or mid-day? Midnight [
128. Hope or Billy? Someone was high on something while typing these questions!
129. Cottonball or Q-tip? Q.Tip
130. Dry or lubricated? Bend over
131. Fast or slow? Slow
132. Hard or soft? Hard
133. Yogurt or ice-cream? Ice cream
134. Spoon or fork? Foon
135. Are you crying right now? No....
136. Fling or flick? Flick
137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? A finger
138. Look to your left, what do you see? A Cupboard
139. Look to your right, what do you see? Speaker and Bench
140. Who is at your house right now? Mum and Dad
141. Are your legs crossed right now? No
142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? Screw You, I aint getting up
143. Favorite song? Yikes I have too many, "Even Angels Fall" Jessica Riddle, "Missing" Evanescence, "Deliver Me" Sarah Brightman, "Eden" Hooverphonic.
144. Boxers or briefs? Briefs
145. Tootsie pops or blowpops? Blow your pop? No thanks.
146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? Juicy Fruit
147. Do you like to fish? Fun stuff
148. Is your grandpa cool? No, Their both dead
149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? Bah
150. Do you snore? Yep
151. Describe how your breath smells right now. Erck, quetions like this could kill people
152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis." Damn, ALEXIS!
153. Does it taste good? What?
154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? I lick it baby, Num num
155. Do you chew on pens/pencils? Yeah, bad habit
156. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!) Pond Life or Wizard of ID
157. Acting class or class act? Class act
158. Upside-down or downside-up? These questions suck
159. What's up? Pon
160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? An angry Tiger
161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of? A Serious Typo
162. Blondes or brunettes? BLONDES :):):):):)
163. Push or pull? Push
164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? Yea I'm retarded like that.
165. Do you even read those door things? Umm...yeA?
166. Do spiders scare you? Meph, no
167. What does? Pine Trees, People and Phones
168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby? Who the fuck are you?
169. What was your first word? Dad *shudders*
170. What was your first phrase? I like Pie...What do you think I remember?!
171. What can you not pronounce? Hmm...common sense
172. Did you know my phone just rang? Did you know I don't care?
173. Is your phone ringing? No, why do you get more than me?!
174. What's your phone number? 0407760062
175. Do you eat your toe-nails? Yea with blue cheese
176. Are you in drag right now? No but my chook is
177. WalMart or Kmart? Kmart, we have no Wallmart cos Oz sucks
178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? Jim, Sluts should go down
179. How many REAL push-ups can you do? 10...maybe *darts eyes*
180. How many fake push-ups can you do? 40...maybe *snickers*
181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now? I aint leaving this chair till your 200 questions are up.
182. Does your bike have 2 wheels? Of course it has 3
183. Are they flat? Nope, its sitting at Northcoast Kawasaki broked because I broke it!
184. Can you do a hand-stand? Barely
185. Front or back? Back, Fronts have faces.
186. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it? I'm not getting up, but it's 8:16pm
187. Are you on fire right now? No but I was an hour ago...you missed it
188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? LOL that actually made me smile..
189. Sprite or 7-up? Sprite
190. Mug RootBeer or Dr. Pepper? Dr. Pepper, still gross.
191. Bambi or Thumper? Aww thumper is so cute!!
192. Do you think Flower is hot? Yea I wanna bang it in the flowerbed...get it? Har har ...wow I'm lame.
193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? No, I repeat, who the fuck are you?
194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? No but I would kill him for free.
195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? Yea mentally ill people *nods*
196. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? 4
197. Is your left pinky right-handed? Umm...no
198. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=? I stay away from thinking
199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have? None dipshit
200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing? But...but...Im thin?!?!?!?! [confused]