JMy Mate, DuckyJ

My friend is special, you have to agree,

She likes X-Files, and her name’s Ducky.

We talk on messenger, day in-day out,

Sometimes we giggle, sometimes we shout.

Ducky is cool and calm, but insane,

For the longest time I didn’t know her real name.

She lives in Australia, and she says funny words,

Like preggers, wallabies, dingo’s and turds!

We write mental stories, on the internet,

Bad Sex is one I’ll never forget.

Her font is always purple, so there’s no mistake to be made,

You’re talking to Ducky! Not Ian McCabe!

In conclusion to this poem, I also must say,

To my best Aussie mate, and the penguins, g’day!