I Can't Stand It
Here's a few things I hate.  Don't flame me if you happen to love the things I loathe.  You're not going to change my mind.  Just say to yourself, "Free thinking is good"   Or Go Home
She looks like she's searching for the nut she hid for the winter.   -Katrina
Sarah Brightman-A singer/actress. The very first Jemima in "Cats" and the first Christine in "Phantom of the Opera".  I don't like Sarah Brightman.  I've really tried to like her, I've listened to her sing, I've watched videos of her preforming and I just can't stand her.  She's too showy, her voice has no clarity, and she bares a strong resemblance to a chipmunk.
  If you're a Sarah Brightman fan, or (for some odd reason) Sarah Brightman herself,
go here.  For if you continue to stay in the Rabbit Hole, you will find various snide remarks about Ms. Brightman and the fact that she looks like a bloated Elvira in the ALW concert at the Royal Albert Hall.
    In all fairness:
<----- Her real eyes.
Streisand finds it unthinkable to appear in front of a camera lense that hasn't been covered with a number-ten can of petroleum jelly.  Her fingernails have been crafted from a solid block of pure bulletproof polycarbonate.  She is bathed in a heavenly light at all times, giving one the unsettling feeling that she's the target of an insecure alien abduction.  I fear that she's stepped completely off the beam, that soon she'll begin bathing in the blood of virgins or that she'll marry James Brolin, the surest path to utter maddness.  -----Mike J. Nelson from Mike Nelson's Movie MegaCheese

Barbra Striesand-Singer/Actress.  I don't like Barbra (obviously) and one very good reason is her utterly loathesome version of "Memory".  My problem with Barbra is the fact that she is in a constant state of "Look at ME!  I'm PERFECTION!"  She is completely unwilling to let the world see her as a normal human, a normal human who eats, sneezes, uses the toilet, has bad hair days and ages.  Ages being a big one as Barbra likes to pretend she's still 21.
Cancer!  She's going to get cancer!
Joe spouting all sorts of crap from his gaping maw
Obnoxious Joe (Or Jane) Republican- A Pet Peeve

I don't hate all republicans.  I just hate ones that have nothing intellegent to say, but insist upon speaking anyway, tainting the very air with their nonsense.  If you're going to be a Republican, have some reasons for your beliefs, not "My mammy and pappy is Republicans, so I is too." and not "I love guns".  And sweet mother of mike, don't try to talk about things you don't understand. 
In my opinon, there are few things more completely saturated with the stink of fear, death, and hopelessness than a colorful, smiling clown.
-Mike Nelson,
Mike Nelson's Mind Over Matters

Clowns: A Multi-Hued Nightmare

Clowns are not funny.  They are not in the least bit whimsical.  Clowns make people "sad and afraid."  I probably hate clowns because I happened to see the Stephen King movie "It" when I was about four.  I have never been the same. . .  Have you ever seen a child encounter a clown?  There's no laughter, no joy.  Just screaming and terror.
Horror!  Horror!