Click here to go straight to the mirror of James Kendall's MST3K version of chapter 5 of Gene Steinberg's "Attack of the Rockoids".

Or you can visit:

• The usenet discussion where "Attack of the Rockoids" was first introduced.
• The Rockoids homepage where you can find a sample chapter of Rockoids -- and of its sequel.
• A Google search on "Rockoids" which mysteriously comes up with more complimentary results and fewer critical results than any other book in the history of mankind.