Disclaimer: The concept of Subreality belongs to Kielle, I believe, and I greatly appreciate being able to play around in it for a while.  Peggy’s mine, but (as much as I wish otherwise) all the other characters belong to Marvel, so I’m obviously not making any money off them.  Sheesh.  Don’t you have more important things to worry about?

 

This whole story is Mike’s fault, all right?  I take no responsibility.  (Unless you liked it. <g>  Then send feedback to ra_1013@yahoo.com)

 

 

This is Why You Shouldn’t Annoy Your Writer

A Subreality Story by Andrea

 

            “All right, Bobby, enough of the Mr. Mysterious routine.  Why don’t you just tell me whatever this big secret is, okay?”  Peggy smiled and put her arms around Bobby’s neck and whispered, “Or was this just an elaborate plan for us to have some time alone?”

            “Peggy, I—I can’t do this anymore,” Bobby said, dodging her descending lips and shaking out of her embrace.  “I can’t deny my feelings anymore!  I’m—I’m quitting the X-Men.”

            “Quitting the X-Men!” she exclaimed in shocked disbelief.  “What are you talking about?”

            “I’m joining X-Force.  I’m…in love.  And I want to give it a chance.”

            “In love?  With who?  Meltdown?  I’ll kill her!”

            “No, not Meltdown.  I…god, this is hard.”  Bobby looked over towards the doorway beseechingly.  A figure stepped out of the shadows and came to stand by him.

            “You?” Peggy whispered, stunned.

            Nathan put his hands on Bobby’s shoulders.  “I’m sorry, little sister.  Neither of us wanted to hurt you.”

            “We just can’t keep denying who we are,” Bobby explained.  He looked over his shoulder at the man behind him.  “Our true feelings.”

            “Y-y-you and Nathan?” Peggy stammered, her eyes wide with horror.  She whispered hoarsely, “I can’t believe you’d do this to me.”  She ran past the couple and down the hall, her sobs echoing back to the two men.

            “I hated to have to do that,” Bobby confessed, looking after Peggy.

            “We had to,” Nathan said simply, squeezing Bobby’s shoulders.

            “I know,” Bobby whispered.  Then he turned around and looked into Nathan’s eyes.  “Now that I’ve got you alone…”

            “STOP!”

            Both men blinked and looked over at Peggy, standing in the doorway with fury etched in every line of her body.  Nathan looked down at Bobby.  “Was that in the script?”

            “No,” Peggy snapped, “but this has gone far enough!  What kind of idiotic idea was this?!”

            “Peg, calm down,” Bobby hushed her urgently.  He looked around nervously, as if expecting someone to pop out of mid-air.  “Do you want to invoke the Writer?”

            “Yes!  She’s got some explaining to do!”

            “This is your fault anyway, you know,” Nathan said irritably.  He was supposed to meet Dom at the Café soon.  He just wanted to get this flonqing scene over with.  “If you hadn’t been so stubborn—“

            “Me?  You’re not blaming this on me!”  Peggy had moved into full rant-mode by now, stalking around the room and waving her arms energetically.  “That demented woman had some bad chocolate, if you ask me!”

            “Be quiet!” Nathan snapped.  “Do you want to make it worse?”

            “How could it possibly get worse?” Peggy shouted.

            Right on cue, pieces of paper fluttered down from the ceiling.  Bobby just shut his eyes and sighed as one landed on his head.  Nathan looked at the paper as if it was poisonous.  Now what have you done?”

            Peggy snatched a page out of the air and skimmed over it quickly.  “Oh no!” she exclaimed.  “She is not allowed to make Sinister my father!  That—is—twisted and evil and—and—how can that woman sleep at night?”

            “Peg, please,” Bobby whispered, looking over his shoulder worriedly.

            “Too late,” Nathan intoned.  His tone might have been called gleeful if hadn’t come from Cable, the man whose idea of a good time involved very large guns and lots of bad guys to use them on.  This was worth being late to meet Dom for.  His Writer’s manifestations were rare, and this one promised to be fun…since he wasn’t on the receiving end.

            Sure enough, a woman appeared beside Bobby, making the other man yelp as a chair leg materialized right on top of his foot.  The woman had dark brown hair confined haphazardly in a clip and wore a green sweatshirt emblazoned with the words, “Reality is for people who lack imagination”.  She was perched in a gray swivel chair in a position that defied several laws of physics, a laptop resting on her knees.  She took a bite out of giant chocolate bar and smiled winningly at the trio.  “Hey guys.”

            “Andrea!  Hi!”  Bobby smiled at the Writer, ignoring the throbbing pain in his foot.  “You know, you look fabulous today.  Have you lost some weight?”

            Andrea looked over her shoulder, eyebrow raised.  “Forget it, Bobby.  You’re not getting that scene.  I told you, I write for family archives.”

            “Aw, nuts.”  Bobby retreated to a corner to pout.  Andrea turned her attention to Peggy.  Fictive and Writer locked identically-stubborn stares. 

            “What’s wrong, Peggy?” Andrea asked, all innocence.  “Don’t like the new story?”

            “Wasn’t that the point?” Peggy shot back.  “Oh come on!  Bobby and Nathan?  Isn’t that a little extreme just to punish me?”

            “You brought it on yourself.  I’m not any happier than you are, but I warned you.  You know how hard I’ve been trying to get your next story out!  It would be written by now if you’d just stop being so bloody stubborn!”

            “But I don’t like it!”

            Andrea sternly replied, “That’s hardly important.  You think Bobby and Nathan really wanted to kiss?”
            “Well…”

            They were being professional!” Andrea overrode insistently.  “You can’t stop all progress on a story just because you don’t like it!”

            “Seems like that’s just what I’ve been doing,” Peggy returned petulantly, crossing her arms and turning her back on the Writer.

            Andrea’s eyes flashed dangerously.  Nathan gulped and took a step back.  Fingers flew over the keyboard, and suddenly the wall exploded.  Sinister and his Marauders stood framed in the jagged hole.

            “X-Men!” Sinister proclaimed grandly.  “You shall be the first to witness the awesome spectacle of my new Marauders!”

            The three fictives automatically tensed as the Marauders leapt through the hole and—

            —began to dance to the delicate strains of Tschaichovsky that suddenly filled the room.

            Peggy’s jaw dropped.  Bobby started to snicker.  Nathan couldn’t help laughing as Sinister joined in, surprisingly grateful for an evil scientist.  Oh, he couldn’t wait until he got back to the Café!  The Marauders doing ballet was worth a few rounds, at least.

            Andrea looked over at Peggy.  “Have I made my point?”

            Peggy nodded vigorously, unable to tear her eyes away from the gruesome spectacle.  Andrea smiled smugly and tapped a few keys.  The Marauders abruptly stopped dancing, looked around at themselves, and fled in horror.

            Sinister straightened his shredded cape with wounded dignity.  He fixed Peggy with a frosty glare.  “Really, daughter.  Do try to consider where your misplaced stubbornness will land the rest of us in the future.”  With a nod to the Writer, Sinister exited after his Marauders.

            “All right, I give,” Peggy moaned, sinking into a chair.  “Just please stop.”

            “Hrm.  Well, since you said please.  All right, go,” she waved her hands vaguely, “have a drink or something.  I’ll finish your story tomorrow.  Right?”
            “Right,” Peggy muttered, defeated.

            Andrea grinned triumphantly.  “Tell the Marauders to have a drink on me.  Now, I’ve got some research to finish.”  She tapped a key and disappeared.

            “You know, I kinda wish she’d do something flashier,” Bobby muttered.  “Lights, smoke.  It’s freaky when she’s just not there any more.”

            Thunder crashed, brightly-colored strobe lights flashed from all corners, and blue smoke filled the room.  Bobby choked on the smoke.  “Much better,” he croaked.

            Nathan waved a hand to clear away some of the smoke.  “I don’t know about you two, but I’m going to the Café before she gets any more ideas.”  He walked away, muttering about flonqing stubborn women.  Before he could get out of the room, there was another clap of thunder and a frog landed on his head.  He gave a long-suffering sigh and just kept walking.  He really needed a drink.

            Bobby looked over at Peggy.  “What do you say we head to the Café until the Writer’s ready for us?”

            “Sounds like a plan to me.  I just think I’d better avoid Sinister for a while.”

            As the couple walked off into the mists of Subreality, Bobby said, “I’m glad you’re finally cooperating on all this.”

            Peggy laughed.  “Come on, Bobby.  You know me better than that!”

            The mists swirled around them and they disappeared until their Writer called for them again.