I think that is funny. If you don't, it might be a good idea to turn around and leave right now.

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Still here? I guess you might survive my dreadful html creation after all. Unfortunately, that might reflect poorly on your sense of humor and mental infrastructure. But heck, who cares, allow me a few precious moments of your 21st century human attention span and attempt to entertain you.

Welcome then, my friend, to the slices of my mind that I dare post up for the whole world to see. Welcome to my homepage.