you

you're my caramel cookie
gone all bad and flaky
you're my chocolate cake
that fell in a lake
you're my favourite kitten
so irreparably bitten
you're my delicate lily
gone so brown and frilly
your complete lack of perfection
could cause the handsomest erection
on the snootiest hunk

not to mention the stateliest monk
so let's both wilt together
to complete our lives' endeavour
and be the most implausible couple
to ever lay eyes upon that truffle.