But then one day as it was scrounging, a human woke from his daze
(because he hadn't eaten much that day) and began to scream when
he saw the strange turnip apparently filing his skin with its very rough bulbous
self. He immediately called upon the refrigerator to unleash the papayas, for
he knew that papayas make the skin supple and unflaky. Deeply saddened,
the turnip backed away and

a) led a life of desolation and vegetarianism                           
b) watched the opening credits of Gattacca repeatedly everyday