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Imperious Leader: Welcome Baltar. I have great news. A handful of Colonials prevail, but we will soon find them.
Baltar: What of our bargain? My colony was to be spared!
Imperious Leader: I now alter the bargain.
Baltar: How can you change one side of bargain?
Imperious Leader: When there is no other side. You have missed the entire point of the War.
Baltar: But I have no ambitions against you.
Imperious Leader: Could you think me so foolish as to trust a man who would see his own race destroyed?
Baltar: Not destroyed, subjugated, under me!
Imperious Leader: There can be no survivors. So long as one human remains alive, the Alliance is threatened.
Baltar: Surely, you don't mean me?
Imperious Leader: We thank you for your help, Baltar. Your time is at an end.
Baltar: No! You can't! You still need meee- (Cut off by Cylon beheading Baltar; ending was later changed to allow John Colicos to stay on as Baltar).
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Apollo: Starbuck, turn on Cylon frequency. They won't see us, but they'll be able to hear us.
Starbuck: Doing what? Praying?
Apollo: No, you're gonna be Red and Blue Squadron and I'm gonna be Green and Yellow.
Starbuck: I'm gonna be Red and Blue Squa-...Oh, I get it...No, I don't.
Apollo: Switch to Cylon frequencies now. This is Green leader to Red. All ships in formation and ready for attack. Come in.
Starbuck: ...Yeah, we're all ready...Every one of us.
Apollo: Yellow leader, we have the squadron in visual contact.
Starbuck: Uh, right. Uh, Green Leader, I've got two more squadrons requesting permission to join us. The Purple and Orange squadrons.
Apollo: Purple and Orange? Negative, Blue leader. Let's not get carried away. We've got all the manpower we need to knock out one base ship.
Meanwhile on the Galactica:
Athena: Commander we're picking up some attack signals between the Purple and Orange Squadrons. But we don't have Purple and Orange Squadrons!
Tigh: Starbuck and Apollo?
Adama: Lord help them both!
(The scheme works as Starbuck and Apollo trick the Cylons in believing that a huge force is out to attack them, they close in on the planet, and blow up with it)
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Boomer to Starbuck: Every creature in the Universe is out to exterminate us, and you want to hire a vocal group?
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Cassie: That woman is a member of the Etori sect among the Geminese. They don't believe in physical contact between the genders, except when sanctified by the High Priest during High Worship of the sun storm, which comes only once every seven years! (Editorial Note: I guess, these guys must be related to Vulcans?)
Starbuck: No wonder those little buggers are such good card players!
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Starbuck: I wonder what this looks like in the daytime?
Boomer: Hey, this is the daytime.
Starbuck: Oh...Lovely!
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Boomer: Just keep it up, old buddy, you're going to get us into real trouble.
Starbuck: Ten thousand light years from nowhere, our planet shot to pieces, people are starving, and I am gonna get us into trouble???
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10. When you drive out of your garage, you yell "Launch all Vipers" and you routinely make passenger drivers carsick.
9. You measure time in microns, centons, centars, cycles and yahren.
8. When swearing, you find yourself using words such as "Frack" and "Felgercarb."
7. You are trying to find ambrosia in your local supermarket.
6. You look like Zac on the picture below when you watch BG reruns on Sci-Fi on Sunday mornings.
5. You think "socializing" is a bad word.
4. You have a pyramid scheme that could "almost work."
3. You own and wear a Triad uniform.
2. You actually use Starbuck's Top Ten Pick-up Lines.
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SCORING:
1-2: You like BG, but you aren't quite there yet.
3-4: Looks like you could be on your way to become a true Galactican!
5-6: Hail to the Fan! May the Lords of Kobol be with you!
7-8: Can you jump start my Viper?
9-10 or yes to #1-3: You need serious help! Report immediately to the BGAC (Battlestar Galactica Anonymous Center)!
(Editorial Note: This particular writer scores a sorry 5 points...what do you think, can I still be saved? :-) |
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Ever wondered, why John Dykstra left Galactica? Well, rumor is, that he and Larson did not exactly get along, if you know what I mean....I don't know about how much of this is true, but if it's any indication, the picture below, taken as freeze frame out of the original movie (!) seems to support that bit of gossip. Let's just say, if you look closely you will discover a "special" special effect, a message to Larson that rhymes with "duck..." - the lights, look at the lights ..... |
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