Entering Pagan Chat 2

“.. however, common to both paganism and monotheism is a recognition, if only subconsciously, of an ultimately preternatural intelligence to nature for which human experience can be and likely is the apotheosis…”

Entering Pagan Chat 2...

cuddley-one: oOo does that mean you're CHEAP RED?

cuddley-one: *bids fifty cents for RED*

s_irwin: *dollar*

cuddley-one: *buck fifty*

witchway91500: mm all

dark_ammo: *walks out of auction

s_irwin: *Buck and 3/4*

s_irwin: lol

cuddley-one: *bits 10000000

s_irwin: imma done he's urs

cuddley-one: 000000000 for DARK*

witchway91500: how is every1 today

s_irwin: MM witchy

stargazer-jade: mm witchway :-)

witchway91500: ?

dark_ammo: mm witchy

albanach1: bored

stargazer-jade: I'm great , how are you witchy :-)

--redeemed--: witchway...i am doing great,,,thank you for asking,,,didn't know you cared,,,,lol

witchway91500: exstatic now that i got my comp to work again

s_irwin: Ack!!!! I'm outie, MP everyone and BB *poof*

dark_ammo: bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!

dark_ammo: wow what an exit

witchway91500: actually red i don't...i didn't see u ther

witchway91500: there even

dark_ammo: yep..... I gotta poof too

witchway91500: y?

dark_ammo: mp an tc..

witchway91500: nooooooooooooooo

dark_ammo: luvs ya all

dark_ammo: why?

witchway91500: mp ammo tc and hugzzzzzzzzzzzz

--redeemed--: witch,,,i know,,,im just kidding you,,wanted to see if you were awake yet,,,???

eternumpace: red, i greet with the warm welcome of one who wishes to celebrate the truth of the Self in Thee!

stargazer-jade: mp all that are leaving :-)

--redeemed--: etern,,,well that sounds real nice,,,hope i can return the same to you,,,be blessed in JESUS CHRIST,,,!!!!

witchway91500: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

s_irwin: *pop* what'd I miss?

witchway91500: wb irwin

eternumpace: "democracy is self government" Harold Waldwin Percival

s_irwin: ty

witchway91500: yvw

s_irwin: Damn dog needed out and such sorry bout that

witchway91500: np

--redeemed--: ALL I SAY IS CONSIDER JESUS,,,HE LOVES YOU SOOOOOOO,,!!!!!

s_irwin: Wow, you guys are all talkative ay?

witchway91500: FUCKING QUIT IT W/ THE DAMN CAPS ALREADY

s_irwin: Oh my!

witchway91500: sheesh

s_irwin: lol

s_irwin: *crickets chirping*

witchway91500: *wonders when thos xians will get a clue*

s_irwin: *hoot owl*

eternumpace: now now. someone misses the teet of there mother me thinks

eternumpace: :---(

s_irwin: *tree frogs*

s_irwin: Who?

witchway91500: who?

s_irwin: My mother has been dead for 10 yrs and I will thank you not to speak of her!

witchway91500: my mother gave me up so u don't wanna even go there

--redeemed--: ...
...
,,,

witchway91500: she chose her b/f over her kids

eternumpace: in the field of psychology it is commonly understood that "fuck" like "suck" is a holdover from the anal state of development (the first stages of agentic or masculine expression) commonly rooted also in the end of breast feeding

s_irwin: Grrr....

witchway91500: not likely....

s_irwin: nah

witchway91500: show me where that is written and maybe i will believe

witchway91500: you

--redeemed--: JESUS WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU,,,!!!

s_irwin: GRrrrrrrrr.........................

eternumpace: and besides, red is a friend of my pagan ass and no one says a bad word about im, ya hear?

witchway91500: GOD FUCKING DAM IT....QUIT IT W/ THOSE FUCKING CAPS

eternumpace: .oO witchway, you are beginning to annoy me

s_irwin: breath witchy

witchway91500: and he don't?

s_irwin: calming breaths

eternumpace: deal with it like an adult for chrisssake

witchway91500: no...i am tired of xians coming in here and trying to "save" us

witchway91500: i will save at the store by using coupons

--redeemed--: GOD SAVES,,,,NOT CHRISTIANS,,!!!

eternumpace: red, i have a website i am certain you will enjoy thoroughly

--redeemed--: YOU ALL JUST NEED REAL LOVE,,,AND THAT IS JESUS,,!!!

witchway91500: DAMN IT RED LAY OFF THE CAP LOCK BUTTON

albanach1: gretsky scores on the rebound

s_irwin: *sigh* here we go again with the bashingf and such,

someone please IM me when it's over

witchway91500: ok i will

eternumpace: http://www.word-foundation.com/percival.html

eternumpace: check that out, redeemed

stargazer-jade: hmm.....how hard can it be to find the ignore button?.....lol

eternumpace: ya

witchway91500: iggy don't work

albanach1: i was standin down in jerusalem town one day

albanach1: sayin i am the way

stargazer-jade: oh....that's a problem I guess......well....ignore the lines is just as easy :-}

eternumpace: that sounds like a song...iggy don't work...and i'm in love....iggy don't work...and i'm in love

witchway91500: what ever....damn if i can't enjoy myself in a

PAGAN chat room then i am gonna go

albanach1: it is a song

eternumpace: oh

albanach1: loudon wainwright III

eternumpace: that sounds suspiciously like information, albanach

albanach1: oops excuse me

eternumpace: heheh

eternumpace: i think witchway as a little peeved

albanach1: every son of god has a little hard luck some time

eternumpace: a little perturbed

albanach1: especially when he goes around sayin he's the way

eternumpace: i think belligerent pagans were fundamentalist christians in a past life

--redeemed--: enternumpace....you have a real way with words,,,you will be a real credit to the LORD JESUS CHRIST,,,the day you give up this

pagan business,,,and find real truth ,,!!!

eternumpace: ok, red. well pagan is just a word, mate

albanach1: I am the way

eternumpace: christianity is, like paganism, as old as time itself

eternumpace: so, albanach, i guess the only question left is, "am i gonna go your way" <kravitz>

--redeemed--: choose you this day whom you will serve,,!!!!GOD or man,,!!!

eternumpace: neither!!!

eternumpace: no!!!!!

eternumpace: Both!!!

eternumpace: i'm uncertain!!!

albanach1: but your gonna have to serve somebody---Bob Dylan

eternumpace: help!!! i've fallen and i can't get up!!!

albanach1: and i dont have one of those things

--redeemed--: reach out to GOD through JESUS CHRIST,,,,and you wi

find truth,,,i promise,,,

eternumpace: I serve Justice, and continual celebration thereof that is rock n roll - me

eternumpace: albanach, are you my elder?

albanach1: maybe but then again maybe not

eternumpace: i'm like 28

eternumpace: i know red is my elder

albanach1: well like uh i guess so

--redeemed--: only by 42 years....lol...

eternumpace: "and the light shone in the darkness. And the darkness comprehended it not" John

eternumpace: happy 70!! red

--redeemed--: etern,,,good keep going,,,you do good,,

eternumpace: what does agape mean?

--redeemed--: JESUS SAID,,,I AM THE WAY THE TRUTH AND THE

LIFE,,,HE IS THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD,,,

eternumpace: is it like eternal communion ?

eternumpace: is gonna look on encarta

--redeemed--: AGAPE,,,MEANS THE LOVE OF GOD,,,!!!

stargazer-jade: It's The love feast of the primitive Christians, being a meal partaken of in connection with the communion

eternumpace: and the last supper i read also

albanach1: i love feast count me in i'm starvin

eternumpace: so what is the Last Supper symbolically I wonder

albanach1: and who picked up the chick

eternumpace: jesus also talks about how the spirit can quench a thirst not of the flesh

albanach1: check i mean

eternumpace: some connection there

--redeemed--: albanac,,,always room at the table of JESUS

CHRIST,,,come one come all,,!!!!

albanach1: what is the appetizer

cuddley-one: oOo Dark BABy you're back

cuddley-one: mmmmmmmmmm

cuddley-one: *lix0rs*

eternumpace: in paganism it is said, "we eat and are eaten"

dark_ammo: you lied cuddley

cuddley-one: oOo

albanach1: and who picks up the check

cuddley-one: eat and be eaten

cuddley-one: I'm all for that

eternumpace: in this way, i believe we have an extension of the christ archetype in that a human body is the passage way of pure creative spirit or intelligence in our world

cuddley-one: how did I lie Dark?

cuddley-one: Red Just left

eternumpace: in this manner, the elements that make up your body and my are nurtured by digestion, which is also an agentic force

eternumpace: the androgyne

dark_ammo: lol

eternumpace: like the clitoris to the uterus

dark_ammo: well I guess it's not a lie now

eternumpace: the agentic and the communal as one system

stargazer-jade: what's agentic?

eternumpace: one whole system

cuddley-one: So I gotta behave?

eternumpace: agentic means male-like, expressive, emotive, generative

dark_ammo: but it was... an it's the thought that counts

dark_ammo: no

stargazer-jade: ok; thx

eternumpace: pushing a baby out fro your womb is like the prime agentic force

cuddley-one: and it's rough too

cuddley-one: lolz

dark_ammo: omy

eternumpace: it is also accepted amongst imo better psychology that the female form is closer to being divine if one takes human divinity to be close or equal to "androgyne"

eternumpace: in this like manner we see the seeds of the old religion

eternumpace: i rest my case (for now)

stargazer-jade: lol

eternumpace: i'm a comedian :-)

cuddley-one: sorry on the phone

dark_ammo: yep just a regular comodian

eternumpace: ha ha ha, ammo

stargazer-jade: mp, *hugs* all :-)

dark_ammo: lol

albanach1: mp

dark_ammo: mp star

eternumpace: bye, star!

eternumpace: i'm in heaven

eternumpace: i love it when i muse my self into a self righteous lather. i

can see why the xians like it tee hee

eternumpace: would anyone like me to lather them up?

albanach1: he'll be back

dark_ammo: uuummmm.... no

eternumpace: the serpent is knocking at your door, the serpent will eat you if you're still poor

xxwolfmoonxx: 'suP

eternumpace: hiyas

dark_ammo: bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!bark!!!!

xxwolfmoonxx: lol

dark_ammo: mm wolf

eternumpace: rrrrrrrubit

xxwolfmoonxx: ;o]

xxwolfmoonxx: nadaz

dark_ammo: mm queen

queenbn: hello all

eternumpace: albanach, is that a celtic vine of life ? or sometin like that?

queenbn: hey dark

eternumpace: hiya, queen

dark_ammo: there being too quiet

xxwolfmoonxx: hehe cleaned my room took all day too =-)

queenbn: hi enternumpace

queenbn: ic that

queenbn: shall we spice up the conver a little

xxwolfmoonxx: naw

dark_ammo: most definetly

albanach1: somekind of knotwork

dark_ammo: WAKE UP

queenbn: so what shall it be today

dark_ammo: ummmmm

dark_ammo: you pick

dark_ammo: this is when you pick a subject

dark_ammo: ....

dark_ammo: ...

dark_ammo: .

queenbn: how about muder

s_irwin: *sigh* imma back didja miss me?

eternumpace: ok. here's me fetish today, icaii (in cas anyone is interested) that being that I think that recurring figures of the imagination are somehow related to the impor society does or allows us to assign to the human form symboliically and literally, in this manner processes within isomorphic to any and all processes of nature/cosmos are perhaps thereby patterned by the human interior workings

dark_ammo: mrder?

dark_ammo: murder?

dark_ammo: even

queenbn: sorry just mad at the moment

dark_ammo: murder,death,kill

s_irwin: ?

eternumpace: "Vampires drink the world, with unnatural thirst, and

undying love, shines...like corpse skin....myths of ages course thru deeper gulfs....and blood and water...find ground, in cave and coffin...the tree finds new life..."

s_irwin: Goodness?!

dark_ammo: murder,death,kill

dark_ammo: damn I'm bored

s_irwin: hey ammo, you okay hun?

eternumpace: kill your corner gal

eternumpace: bow to your pardner

s_irwin: who?

dark_ammo: lmao

s_irwin: ?

dark_ammo: who what?

s_irwin: where? when?

eternumpace: why?

dark_ammo: he was talkin about medevil square dancing

s_irwin: how?

dark_ammo: lmao

albanach1: whats on your av eternum

eternumpace: how long for?

s_irwin: aaahhhhhhhhh.....*smacks forehead* okies

eternumpace: a subadomic cast a spell on me yesterday

dark_ammo: what kinda spell?

albanach1: so whats on your av

queenbn: whos

albanach1: well there are 2

eternumpace: subadomic = noun. adv. pl = subadomia --- having equal parts sub and dom...>>>2. the practice of whipping around a sub so that he hurts people ...>>>3. waiting until a dom isn't looking and hiding her whip in the refrigerator next to the mountain dew

dark_ammo: lmao

eternumpace: she simply said, i am responsible for everything and in control of nothing so mote it be

albanach1: still reading a dictionary huh

s_irwin: hmm....this font is huge, brb

dark_ammo: mm mari

maristeluna: mm dark

s_irwin: nm, no it isn't

dark_ammo: watcha up to over there?

maristeluna: who, me?

dark_ammo: yeah you

maristeluna: biting my nails, getting ready to go to family court

s_irwin: okies, this is pessing me off, I canna find a font I like :(

dark_ammo: oic.... damn good luck

maristeluna: ty

queenbn: good luck

dark_ammo: I hate family court

maristeluna: so

maristeluna: do I

maristeluna: this is the third session, due to adjournments

maristeluna: grrr

dark_ammo: gives me the creeps just to walk in there

eternumpace: Judge Judy used to be in Family Court

dark_ammo: yeah I go for my 3rd time on the 20th

albanach1: you mean judge bitchy face dont you

eternumpace: ya

cuddley-one: hahahaha I was on the phone

dark_ammo: 'is that you cuddley?

cuddley-one: yeah

cuddley-one: about twenty mins ago

dark_ammo: your kinda cute

cuddley-one: thanks for the kinda compliment

dark_ammo: that's me

maristeluna: ok

maristeluna: bites nails again

maristeluna: I gotta go get ready

maristeluna: hugsssss all round

albanach1: gl

dark_ammo hugs maristeluna

dark_ammo: good luck

maristeluna: ty........

eternumpace: dark ammo and cuddly you guys make a cute couple

eternumpace: hi, vel :---)

dark_ammo: lol:)

velvt.: hi everyone

velvt.: long time alba

eternumpace: hellloooooo

albanach1: been a while

s_irwin: mm velvt

maristeluna: hi......

eternumpace: hi !

eternumpace: hows tricks today?

maristeluna: I have to go in a few

maristeluna: but

maristeluna: wanted to say hi

eternumpace: good. i'm glad you did

eternumpace: i was just getting a hankering for a hot dog

maristeluna: rotfl

maristeluna: I thought *I* was the one that is sposed to get THAT kinda hankering

eternumpace: oh...beehave!

maristeluna: awwwwww

maristeluna: but that's no FUN

eternumpace: i am starting to learn that women actually have more masculine qualities than men do

maristeluna: smiles sweet

eternumpace: seriously

maristeluna: but....the thing that men NEED to learn....is that women ALWAYS had these.....

maristeluna: so maybe they AREN'T necessarily masculine?

maristeluna: grins wickedly

eternumpace: well, that's a thought for sure

eternumpace: what are they, then?

maristeluna: laughs

maristeluna: well

maristeluna: part of it is an avid liking for sexual innuendoes

maristeluna: to tease the life outta males

maristeluna: hehe

eternumpace: i feel sorry for men. good thing i'm not one of them

maristeluna: laughing

maristeluna: you aren't?

eternumpace: ha ha gotcha.

maristeluna: meanie

maristeluna: lol

eternumpace: well have the ability to produce sperm

eternumpace: so whatever THAT means

maristeluna: well. THAT's good

maristeluna: grins

maristeluna: seriously tho

maristeluna: I haveta take a shower

maristeluna: and go

maristeluna: sigh

maristeluna: am so freaked out

maristeluna: I hate this crap

eternumpace: breath deeply and good luck!

maristeluna: yeah.......

maristeluna: ty lovey

maristeluna: hugsssssssssss

maristeluna: and

maristeluna: ttys

eternumpace: hugsssssssssss

eternumpace: bye!

maristeluna: byeeee

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eternumpace: what's yer story, Morning Glory?

velvt.: *** YAWN ***

velvt.: i'm a mess

velvt.: how are you doing?

eternumpace: excellent today so far.

velvt.: that's good to hear

eternumpace: wow. what a wierd few weeks for me

velvt.: are you in pagan?

eternumpace: yep

velvt.: i'm working on getting in there

eternumpace: cool!

velvt.: how has it been weird?

eternumpace: oh. mmm not sure. just feeling like my mind is changing, different thought patterns

velvt.: spring, perhaps

eternumpace: ya that could be

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velvt.: lol s, you aren't helping my headache any

eternumpace: me tarzan. you jane. lets find a monkey and swing

snake_38560: hello

velvt.: should i call you sir? irwin?

velvt.: hi snake

cuddley-one: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

cuddley-one: I'll tell you a secret

dark_ammo: what's that?

dark_ammo: wb queen

s_irwin: lass is fine velvt

cuddley-one: I'm naked under my clothes

velvt.: lass?

queenbn: thank you ammo

velvt.: ok

s_irwin: mhm

dark_ammo: what's the secret?

queenbn: really me to

snake_38560: arent we all

s_irwin: lol

cuddley-one: lmao

eternumpace: i have a pee pee and i can make poo poo

albanach1: <--Doesnt have any on

s_irwin: Didja think I was a male velvt?

cuddley-one: it's okay I'm topless, lmao

dark_ammo: whatcha laughin at?

dark_ammo: oOOOOOOOOOo

queenbn: you dark

velvt.: good for you, alba... it's environmentally friendly to avoid laundry

velvt.: didn't know, lass <not comfortable with generics>

eternumpace: women are male, aren't they?

dark_ammo: why?

albanach1: sure is have to wait until the power is during cheap time to do laundry

eternumpace: men are whymen

s_irwin: ahh, s is fine if it makes you feel more comfy

velvt.: i have to admit to wearing a t shirt at the moment, but it's pretty cool here

dark_ammo: why, why why?

albanach1: snow all around us cept here heeheehee

eternumpace: like some big question mark hangin between their legs that gets bigger the more you try to look at it like Heisenbergs kitty

dark_ammo: uuuuuumm.........ok

velvt.: snow is in our forecast, alba... getting a little much

s_irwin: riiiiiiiiiiiiiight

eternumpace: like you can't know simultaneously where it is and why it is

velvt.: if it just wouldn't rain, i'd maybe be doing some garden work anyway

albanach1: getting tired of it all gone here butitchin to get dirt under my fingernails

albanach1: rainin here for 2 days now

velvt.: same here, and flooding

velvt.: after the winter drought

eternumpace: dirt is nature's culmination of air water and fire

albanach1: did ya build an ark

velvt.: nope, i'm on a hill LOL

albanach1: lucky you

queenbn: need one here

eternumpace: "the sky was a cunt for cocks of eyes" jack kerouac

witchway91500: mm all

s_irwin: lol riiiiiight

albanach1: quit it

s_irwin: WITCHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

eternumpace: wb, witchway. red has left the building

velvt.: hi witchway

velvt.: hi silver

witchway91500: ty

witchway91500: lol i see that

dark_ammo: wb witchy

witchway91500: ty

witchway91500: wb to u too

witchway91500: ^

dark_ammo: ty

eternumpace: my theory is that all men want a female body

witchway91500: HUGZZZZZZZZZ all

silverware.: Hi velvt

queenbn: hi witchy

s_irwin: hehe

dark_ammo hugs witchway91500

s_irwin: :(

velvt.: depends, pace, on which meaning of 'want' you are using

s_irwin: damn men

s_irwin: perverts, everylast one of'em!!!

witchway91500: tell me about it irwin.lol

queenbn: all men suck

s_irwin: MHMMMMMMMMM

albanach1: hey i resemble that remark

s_irwin: lol

queenbn: lol

witchway91500: lol

eternumpace: : perhaps, then, magic is any thing, utterance, reality which challenges the ground by which we defind our social selves

eternumpace: the femine the arctheype ground of all being

dark_ammo: ok.. I'

s_irwin: I canna stand men my age!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

queenbn: you what ammo

dark_ammo: ok I'm flyin to missouri

dark_ammo: lmao

velvt.: and how old are you, s?

witchway91500: y ammo?

queenbn: y

albanach1: do you speak english

s_irwin: 21

dark_ammo: sorry I told you I can't type today

eternumpace: do you people realize that a vast network spanning thousands of miles is connecting us in a virtual space of non-descript proportion?

eternumpace: if that aint Magic, i duno wot is

witchway91500: ummmmm ok

s_irwin: ?

witchway91500: no that is technology

albanach1: do you realize i dont understand a word you

say

witchway91500: who?

s_irwin: ROFLMAO

velvt.: perhaps magic could be seen as a sort of software technology

s_irwin: *throws a tantrum on the floor*

dark_ammo: wTF?? are you talkin about me?

eternumpace: isaac asimov says that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic - is say anything thing whose architecture and architectural consequence goes beyond the bounds of common sentiment is isaac asimov says that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic - is say anything thing whose architecture and architectural consequence goes beyond the bounds of common sentiment is magical

witchway91500: damn type much

dark_ammo: hey that's my middle name

s_irwin: what is?

dark_ammo: Isaac

queenbn: we always talk about you ammo

dark_ammo: I know

s_irwin: I have a creeoy middle name

s_irwin: creepy even

dark_ammo: that's why I have a complex

witchway91500: really? what is it?

witchway91500: mine is a common one....marie

s_irwin: Armantha

s_irwin: hehe figure that one out

witchway91500: that is different

queenbn: i will never tell mine

s_irwin: lol, why?

witchway91500: y?

eternumpace: which leads us the realization that our perception of the role of myth is our skeleton key to the technology of soul, whose rudiments are everywere extant in the visions of science

albanach1: none

dark_ammo: you had better queen

dark_ammo: I want to hear what it is

dark_ammo: c'mon.....

queenbn: you going to make me dark

witchway91500: c'mon...plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

dark_ammo: yep

velvt.: mine is louise, which is fine... better than having it as my first name, which almost happened

s_irwin: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

albanach1: pulls on wellies its getting deep in well you know

queenbn: fine its ann

eternumpace: myth starts out as a symbols commonly employed to communicate the basic needs of everyday life and can go, as far as we know, to the hierglyphic mode of gods and angels

dark_ammo: if you don't I will flood this room with barks till you do

witchway91500: what is wrong w/ that?

s_irwin: argghhhhh....that's not bad!!

dark_ammo: oh

witchway91500: lol...she said it ammo

dark_ammo: I think she's lyin

queenbn: and he missed it

dark_ammo: I did not

witchway91500: lol

queenbn: did to

witchway91500: my grandma doesn't have a middle name

dark_ammo: no one would be afraid to say there middle name is ann

s_irwin: hmhh

albanach1: i dont have one either

queenbn: in my family its a curse

velvt.: you know when they ask for the county of birth sometimes? i have run into trouble because i don't have one.

eternumpace: imo, our literacy of consciousness and myth is tres tres substandard compared to millenia past

witchway91500: really?

s_irwin: *pulls down pants and moons the room*

witchway91500: y?

eternumpace: and in this respect cinema and pop culture in general in screens small and wide is perhaps are biggest and surest link with the play divine

cuddley-one: *flips pennies at the room*

albanach1: so which book are you typing for us eter

velvt.: me, witchy? because the city i was born in isn't in any county... i think it's the only one in the US like that

velvt.: st. louis

dark_ammo: *ficks one back @ cuddley

witchway91500: damn it..i can't access my network to get my av's and gests :(

s_irwin: *MOONS CUDDLEY*

witchway91500: this sucks

queenbn: shit its almost three i need to go the worst half will be home at

three

eternumpace: books? books! i dun read no freekin books!!

dark_ammo: get a new comp

dark_ammo: lol

witchway91500: all i have is this av

dark_ammo: what's wrong with that av>?

witchway91500: i am on my new comp....finnally got it fixed

witchway91500: it is boring

dark_ammo: oic..

dark_ammo: well get an old comp then

eternumpace: my first comp was a Tandy 1000

dark_ammo: lol

queenbn: dont do that

eternumpace: with a dot matrix printer

s_irwin: lol

dark_ammo: mine was the 8086

witchway91500: had to reformatt the hd and they r all on my hubby's old comp....and his won't connect to the internet

queenbn: i have an old comp and it sucks

dark_ammo: didn't even have a printer

witchway91500: i have 4

eternumpace: ..oO i wish my computer sucked

witchway91500: printers

s_irwin: My first computer is the one I have now

queenbn: lol

velvt.: my first one was a vic20

witchway91500: same here irwin...all the others were my

hubby's

queenbn: got to go see you all tomorow

eternumpace: byeeee

velvt.: tc queen

albanach1: mp

witchway91500: mp queen tc

s_irwin: Mine is a Dell Lattitude L400 (laptop)

dark_ammo: your not leavin queen

witchway91500: mine is a put together pos

eternumpace: i would give you lots of love by i used it all up on my many material things already

eternumpace: cuddley one, do you have a hairlip?

s_irwin: ? rude?

witchway91500: rude much?

s_irwin: sheesh

eternumpace: i was only askin

witchway91500: can we say....grow up

witchway91500: lol

eternumpace: i dun wanna grow up i wanna be a toys r us kid

witchway91500: lol

witchway91500: true

s_irwin: grrrrrrrrrrr.......*throws another tantrum* I HATE MEN

eternumpace: so do I

dark_ammo: I did not do shit

witchway91500: but toys r us is way too expensive

witchway91500: lol...y irwin?

s_irwin: grrrrrr.............cept u ammo, luv ya *kissies*

eternumpace: men are such wretched lil creatures

dark_ammo: :)

s_irwin: Damn pervs IMing me!!!!!

eternumpace: whymen? indeed

witchway91500: ^ u ain''t a normal male

dark_ammo: I am not

s_irwin: lol

witchway91500: lmao@normal

dark_ammo: me normal

dark_ammo: I'm completely normal

dark_ammo: hehehe

witchway91500: btw how did ur test thing go?^^

s_irwin: riiiiiiiiight

eternumpace: what is love? don't hurt me...don't hurt me

witchway91500: lol

dark_ammo: ok.. you win.. I couldn't even type that with a straight face

witchway91500: lmao

s_irwin: lol, swhat i thought

dark_ammo: lmao

eternumpace: looks like vel went back to bed

witchway91500: so u gonna answer me?^^

dark_ammo: who?

witchway91500: u

dark_ammo: oh what

dark_ammo: what did you ask

s_irwin: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

witchway91500: i asked u how ur test thingy went

dark_ammo: oh.. don't know yet.. it's later tonight

witchway91500: oh ok......well gl

dark_ammo: I go to night school

s_irwin: brb gonna go tell some pervs to go suck on a dead ducks ass

dark_ammo: ty

witchway91500: kewl...what r their sn..i will help ya

witchway91500: yvw

dark_ammo: dead ducks ass??

witchway91500: :)

dark_ammo: wow

eternumpace: this is a test of the emergency bedlam system. this is only a test. if this were a real emergency, you would be asked to wreak havoc

s_irwin: yea, ducks ass

dark_ammo: that would be some shit

s_irwin: lol

s_irwin: brb

witchway91500: kk hb

dark_ammo: hb

o0-----bc-----0o: ello all

witchway91500: mm bg HUGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

dark_ammo: actually don't hb.. gotta go smoke

dark_ammo: brb

s_irwin: BCCCCCCC!!!! *HUGS*

witchway91500: kk hb

o0-----bc-----0o: hugz witchy an irwin

s_irwin: :)

witchway91500: *lights a smoke up* :P~

eternumpace: BC is goin tribal today i see. coolies

witchway91500: i like that bc

s_irwin: grrrrrr.....................

s_irwin: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

o0-----bc-----0o: mhm......finallt found the pics of me tats =)

witchway91500: what?

s_irwin: DAMNED MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

o0-----bc-----0o: oy!

witchway91500: give me their sn and i will get them to leave u alone

eternumpace: witchway will get medieval on their ars

s_irwin: K, Imma better now

o0-----bc-----0o: one them weirdos on the rampage again?

witchway91500: yes i will

s_irwin: yuh bc, they are

o0-----bc-----0o: hmmmm.......wankers

witchway91500: lol

s_irwin: *grumbles under breath* damn men need to go suck on a ......

cuddley-one: bbl ya

o0-----bc-----0o: *listens*

cuddley-one: shit

cuddley-one: ya'll

witchway91500: lol

eternumpace: please, somebody...anybody,...cast the first thought that comes to mind across the window of our soul and we shall chase it like a moonbeam upon the heady expanse of night...

witchway91500: kk

witchway91500: mp

o0-----bc-----0o: mp cuddly

s_irwin: *sigh* okay, sorry for that, lil pent up sexual aggression in there too

o0-----bc-----0o: >.<....not good

eternumpace: raises an eyebrow at pent up sexual aggression

witchway91500: lol....np..same here

albanach1: speakin of smoke fires up a doob

s_irwin: Grr...been way to long!! Need a good romp in the hay

eternumpace: there's a thought

s_irwin: lol

o0-----bc-----0o: hay?.....bloody hell, tarmac will do me

witchway91500: lol

eternumpace: have you given an consideration to auto erotic

stimulation?

s_irwin: lol

s_irwin: no

albanach1: dont you mean take matters in hand

s_irwin: Witchyyyyyyy

s_irwin: wb

__kirk.23m_: whats a pagan?

eternumpace: sure, albanach :--)

witchway91500: where did i go irwin?

s_irwin: lol, I donna do that either

witchway91500: pagan is a religion

eternumpace: ponders the question at hand

__kirk.23m_: what is it about?

s_irwin: dunno, jsut felt like asking fo r help?

witchway91500: www.britwitch.com go there it will answer

ur questions

__kirk.23m_: but im askin you guys:)

albanach1: a pagan is a small furry woodland mammal

s_irwin: www.spiritonline.com for wiccan stuff

o0-----bc-----0o: Pagan......a umbrella term for all earth based religions that worship the power of nature or elements in a non christian manner

__kirk.23m_: thats a gerbal isnt it?

witchway91500: no it is not an animal

__kirk.23m_: whats a wiccan?

s_irwin: lol@ furry animal

s_irwin: WITCHES|

albanach1: no gerbils are small furry desert dwelling mammals

witchway91500: wiccan is a forn of pagan

eternumpace: imhhho, a pagan is a nexus of spacial permanence

pagan

eternumpace: imhhho, a pagan is a nexus of spacial permanence in an ocean of nature-matter units striving to greet infinite cosmic intellegince with a consummate union of feeling, sense and desire

witchway91500: witches r we

__kirk.23m_: but witches arnt real

s_irwin: lol

witchway91500: so mote it be

s_irwin: BETCHA!!!!!

witchway91500: well yess witches r real

o0-----bc-----0o: *pinhes self* am real enuff

witchway91500: yes even

eternumpace: but i'm fay and that's just me

__kirk.23m_: no there not

o0-----bc-----0o: yes we are

__kirk.23m_: well what is a witch by definition?

s_irwin: Imma real? Ithink*looks down shirt* yup 3rd nipples there!! aha

witchway91500: look witch is a term that xians gave us....

albanach1: your a faerie

__kirk.23m_: sirwin i have a 3rd nipple:)

s_irwin: lol

witchway91500: and we r damn proud to be witches

eternumpace: aye aye, cap'n

s_irwin: WITCHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eternumpace: fire in the hole!

s_irwin: lol j/k

witchway91500: lol

__kirk.23m_: so christians made you?

witchway91500: no

o0-----bc-----0o: no

witchway91500: we were here b4 xians

witchway91500: xians stole most of their religion from us...but deny it

__kirk.23m_: but christians called everyone a witch

s_irwin: *coffee comes out nose* xtians made us!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

witchway91500: lol

o0-----bc-----0o: pagans have been around b4 christianity had even farted

s_irwin: lol

witchway91500: lol

s_irwin: farted?

s_irwin: ROFLMAO

eternumpace: witches our the shape of a priests shaping energy, but it all comes down to the definition of priest

witchway91500: pmsl

albanach1: oops

__kirk.23m_: but wernt most people who worshiped nature crushed?

eternumpace: to a pagan, nature and each of its forces is a priest

witchway91500: nope

o0-----bc-----0o: yes

o0-----bc-----0o: by christians

witchway91500: oops wrong thought

__kirk.23m_: but witches have no power

s_irwin: lol, oh my

o0-----bc-----0o: but we popped back up an gave em the finger

witchway91500: yes we do

__kirk.23m_: what then witchway?

s_irwin: lol @ finger

witchway91500: ppl were killed but teachings weren't

__kirk.23m_: what can you do?

witchway91500: i can do anything

witchway91500: well just about

__kirk.23m_: but so can i

__kirk.23m_: im not a witch

eternumpace: however, common to both paganism and monotheism is a recognition, if only subconscious, of al ultimately preternatural intelligence to nature for which human experience can and likely is the apotheosis

witchway91500: i talk top dead ppl

s_irwin: lol

witchway91500: lol...just couldn't resist

__kirk.23m_: so do i

eternumpace: "we eat and are eaten"

eternumpace: "i woke up inside the sun and kissed the serpent on the tongue"

__kirk.23m_: everyone does eternum

witchway91500: omgoddess

__kirk.23m_: the sun doesnt have a bed etern

witchway91500: it is back>

s_irwin: *humms to herself and drinks her coffee*

witchway91500: lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

eternumpace: yes, kirk. agreed. so you are you and i am me and we are three, the ritual of eternity

__kirk.23m_: how are we 3 eternum?

s_irwin: hehe

__kirk.23m_: me..you =2

s_irwin: we=3

eternumpace: in the triune self or triple goddess or holy trinity, kirk

witchway91500: well said etern

__kirk.23m_: who is goddess?

albanach1: i am the walrus goo goo ga joob

witchway91500: who is god?

s_irwin: lol@alb

__kirk.23m_: God is God

o0-----bc-----0o: amma goddess.....*preens an bats eyelids*

witchway91500: diff question...same answers

__kirk.23m_: no Godess is new

witchway91500: ok then....goddess is goddess

s_irwin: LOL@ bc

__kirk.23m_: God is always

witchway91500: my goddess gave birth to ur god

__kirk.23m_: how did she?

__kirk.23m_: if God is the beggining and the end?

o0-----bc-----0o: no,,,,,,,,,,,goddess is old.....b4 god....the egyptian faith is older faaaaaarrrrrrrrrr older than christianity, they had goddess

witchway91500: no he isn't

__kirk.23m_: God is before egypt

o0-----bc-----0o: make sure you know histiry b4 ya say anything

witchway91500: xians put the male form 1st we put female first

__kirk.23m_: he made the land

s_irwin: B/C women are so damned powerful!! ehhe

witchway91500: i think u need to go back to school kirk

o0-----bc-----0o: ahhhhhhh ya bible basher then kirk

witchway91500: study history b4 u even talk in this room

eternumpace: hey, now, get your game on. yer an all star

s_irwin: lol

o0-----bc-----0o: why didnt ya say at the start

albanach1: British Columbia ?

__kirk.23m_: no witchway i think you need to evaluate your florred theory

witchway91500: ummmmmm no...u have it ALL wrong

__kirk.23m_: science is proving God made stuff

o0-----bc-----0o: *rolls eyes*

witchway91500: i study history and i was also there....so what do u say to that

__kirk.23m_: and well it even fits in with the measured time

witchway91500: ?

s_irwin: stuff? were the end products hard to produce?

eternumpace: i am the voice of my own god and you are ALL entirely Wrong. Scooby Doo pooped us all out after eating too many scooby snacks

witchway91500: lmao@etern

s_irwin: lol

__kirk.23m_: how can i be wrong...first you are "witches" then you say

christians made you

__kirk.23m_: now your godess is god

s_irwin: OMGODDESS!!!!!!!!!

s_irwin: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

__kirk.23m_: but then godess is before god

witchway91500: we never said that...all i said was that witch is a term that xians used for us....

witchway91500: we were around b4 them...we made xians

eternumpace: kirk, i believe they meant that the pejorative presumption of pagan identity was fostered and promulgated by christian people for fear of the old religion, kind of like the term nigger

__kirk.23m_: witch is the term they used for everyone

witchway91500: no...only for what they feared and didn't understand

s_irwin: Bc better hold me back, this goddess is about to get mean!!!

witchway91500: go for it irwin

witchway91500: me help ya

__kirk.23m_: no in fact they burned all kinds at the stake

o0-----bc-----0o: well.......ignorance is bliss

witchway91500: burned us yes...our teachings and way of life NOOOOOOOOOOO

eternumpace: true , kirk. fear and hatred are like, justice, blind

o0-----bc-----0o: and kirk must be in pure bliss

__kirk.23m_: under the prelude of witch

witchway91500: but we come back...always do

__kirk.23m_: no doubt that christians have a bad history

witchway91500: the body dies...but the spirit doesn't

__kirk.23m_: they have been the worst in existenze i rekon

s_irwin: All I know is that when a xtiamn gets in his head that something is bad or wrong they are more hard headed than an elephant, GO READ A DAMN BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

witchway91500: excatly...well said irwin

s_irwin: ty

witchway91500: yvw

witchway91500: :)

witchway91500: like i said

witchway91500: goto www.britwitch.com

s_irwin: Sorry, pent up sexual aggression coming back out

__kirk.23m_: irwin i ask questions do you fear your answers are only strong enough if the asker is blind?

eternumpace: there is, to be sure, an authoritarian instinct if every

eternumpace: there is, to be sure, an authoritarian instinct if every human, just look at wwII. However, the optimistic among us I propose feel fairly certain that healthy humanistic self gonvernment shall one day rule the day

witchway91500: and maybe u will find out the REAL truth

o0-----bc-----0o: wullie! vv

__kirk.23m_: i think if we were to actually live as God wanted then there would be perfection

dark_ammo: real truth about what?

albanach1: hoots

o0-----bc-----0o: loved them comics.....and the broons!

__kirk.23m_: but both for and against give him wrong attributes

witchway91500: about life....lol

eternumpace: let's talk about sex. baby. lets talk about you and me. lets talk about all the good things and the bad things that can be.

witchway91500: u came in mid convo ammo

s_irwin: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

__kirk.23m_: God is Love thats all plain and simple

albanach1: aye

s_irwin: Imma leavun!

dark_ammo: I see that

__kirk.23m_: no wrong can come of following that 1 rule

witchway91500: nooooo don't go irwin

o0-----bc-----0o: grew up on the brrons........anytime we went up to scot,

dark_ammo: oh shit another god freak huh?

s_irwin: gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

witchway91500: yes there can

o0-----bc-----0o: see granny

witchway91500: yeppers ammo

o0-----bc-----0o: i came back with em

dark_ammo: damn it

witchway91500: and it came back too

witchway91500: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

__kirk.23m_: ammo i asked questions and got absolute CRAP answers

albanach1: crivvens

dark_ammo: GO BACK TO XTIAN CHAT WHERE YOU CAME FROM

o0-----bc-----0o: jimminy

s_irwin: *mumbles under breath* damned bible thumping lunatics.....

dark_ammo: lol

witchway91500: no u got the truth...but u see it a crap b/c u don't wanna know the real truth

__kirk.23m_: nah dark they twice as bad there than you guys:)

albanach1: help m'boab

o0-----bc-----0o: heh

dark_ammo: so why must you force religion down our throught as they do in there?

__kirk.23m_: see you guys say xtians are bad

__kirk.23m_: but i say wiccans are worse

__kirk.23m_: why you ask?

witchway91500: no we r not

s_irwin: *Panting* I .....have.....to .....get.....out......of ....here!!!

witchway91500: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

witchway91500: not allowed to leave

dark_ammo: I didn't say they were all bad, I just don't like to be smothered by others beliefs

s_irwin: *growls*

witchway91500: exactly ammo...well said

dark_ammo: no leavin irwin

__kirk.23m_: a couple who practise wiccan beliefs forced my young sister to watch them have sex

__kirk.23m_: they also had sex with there 2 younger children

eternumpace: this room was fun when we didn't take ourselves seriously.

s_irwin: *growlllllls*

witchway91500: and xian priests fuck little boys

__kirk.23m_: and asked my sister if shed like to join

dark_ammo: they are not wiccan then

o0-----bc-----0o: heh heh heh

witchway91500: no they r not

__kirk.23m_: why arnt they dark?

dark_ammo: oir have some fucked up ideals of what wiccans are

--redeemed--: love to just sit here and read the screen sometimes,,,this is better than television,,,,!!!lol....

albanach1: lol

__kirk.23m_: you say a boy fucking priest is christian

witchway91500: a true wiccan/pagan will cause harm to none

albanach1: got me

dark_ammo: oh I am soooooo outta here

o0-----bc-----0o: granpa broon =)

__kirk.23m_: it seems that whats good for the goose should be good for the gander

witchway91500: well ur religion let them be priests and let them fuck little boys...u tell me

eternumpace: there are many things we can prevent a so called adult from maturing sexually or emotionally, and if that be the case they he or she will seek to express themselves with someone who is age "appropriate" ie someone who does not threaten them and yes that is often times children

__kirk.23m_: I firmly hate the Catcholic religion tho

witchway91500: and plus they r covering it all up

albanach1: jings

__kirk.23m_: your religion let them fuck there children

o0-----bc-----0o: hahaha

witchway91500: no it didn't

o0-----bc-----0o: hugz nymph

__kirk.23m_: yes it did

albanach1: bin oot tae the but'n'ben

witchway91500: show me proof

__kirk.23m_: they were full practasing Wiccans

sexypagannymph: Never fear nymph is here i hear we have a bit of an infestation??

o0-----bc-----0o: omg.....but'n'ben.,fergot about that

__kirk.23m_: get the court records

s_irwin: mhmmmm'

witchway91500: mm sexy....yes we do

dark_ammo: mm sexy

eternumpace: listen, people, kirk is voicing a very reasonable concern regarding his experiences irl

__kirk.23m_: it seems you fear me and my oppinions YET not once have you asked what i believe

sexypagannymph: O.k I know its not redeeemed because we have an understanding, so who is it??

witchway91500: but he ain't listening to us...we r trying to tell him that they were not true wiccans

eternumpace: kirk is making a profound point. to wit, that belief has nothing to do with action

witchway91500: there r sex offenders in every religion.....damn we really need a better screening proccess

sexypagannymph: *sigh* I am not a wiccan but yes I am a witch so Kirk if u woudl like to try and give me your best shot hit me with it because I am strong in my convictions i dont feel the need to come in and make it inot a party favor

witchway91500: there was a movie made about my ho,e town and most of it was filmed here

eternumpace: kirk isn't taking shots. he is voicing an opinion based on real experiences

eternumpace: i am the star of my own feature film and it is called "Eternum: the unauthorized autobiography"

witchway91500: i am tired of explaining myself......go to the site...it explains it better than i can

cernonnos: hehe I do the same thing Witchway...lol I just direct ppl to my site

__kirk.23m_: so a room full of witches can give me a simple answer as to who they are?

witchway91500: it isn't my site...my ain't done yet...it is one that ksi gave me...i think it is his

eternumpace: we'er going to meet the Wizard! the wonderful wizard of OZ! because because because because because! because of the wonderful things she does

cernonnos: Paganism is a multi divinity system of beliefs...believing in both male and female aspects of the divine and primarily is a nature worship

cernonnos: we are multitheistic and nature worshipping for the most part

__kirk.23m_: and God is in everything and is part of everything so he includes nature

cernonnos: like having a mother and a father Kirk it's quite like looking at a crystal the crystal as a whole is one but has many aspects

dark_ammo: well the way I see it the xtians an the caltholics have had power of the earth for the las what few centuries, and as a result there is no nature left

__kirk.23m_: i guess BUT the difference is we dont say nature or godess is God

dark_ammo: xtrians aren't worried about anything except how to obide by their god

__kirk.23m_: Dark the world is fucked because people dont believe in a true God

dark_ammo: man made the concept of god to explain what they didn't understand

sexypagannymph: Just watching the blatent stupidly strike again lillith lol but other than that just fine

sexypagannymph: hey witchy could u make your font a lil smaller it is huge

witchway91500: so u say god is love...i love my husband and daughter so i am god?

dark_ammo: how can god be love, an send his followers to the destruction of his own demise?

eternumpace: ok, here is religion for dummies like me: if you eat and shit you are complicit in the conversation of lightness and darkness and thereby compelled to beg for mercy from a consequentially

divine "OTHER" in the faint hope of mainting the integreity of the illusion you call YOUR BODY when by every known expression of human reverence that body belongs to an overarching and conssumately immanent spirit which we thereby can find individuality within

sexypagannymph: I am a mother and a wife I sacrafice all the time, so there for i am love there fore i am god?? cool

eternumpace: this Body is Consciousness, the alpha and the omega, God for rama rama ding dong. end of story

witchway91500: no we don't hate....we just respect everyone.....and we give them the respect that they give us

sexypagannymph: Sweety the only thing i hate is ignorance stupidity and ppl hiding behind religion as an excuse to cause pain

sexypagannymph: and i am sure that Your xtian god hates those things as well

eternumpace: one of the prime problems of our reliosity is that we canno make an image of nothing so we constantly assign significant symbology to ultimately transpersonal experience

sexypagannymph: *long heavy sigh* Kirk u are so pumped up with your own concept of how we really are u are not listening to us TELLING u how we are

eternumpace: or as I like to say, the sun comes up, the sun goes down , and all we can do is dream

witchway91500: hmmmm...santa ...satan.....r they the same person.......and did u ever notice kirk....good=god....evil=devil....convient i think

sexypagannymph: yes kirk u come in here questioning our beliefes when we respect your and when we try to tell u how things truly are for us u choose not to listen then insult us

__kirk.23m_: Witchway are those the hebrew and scripture meanings/spelling? and if not are they the same?

therefore has truth to it, for fiction is a vehicle for truth in a democratic society

sexypagannymph: I am not going to bother anymore i wash my hands of u rant and rave your ignorance all u want i choose not to bring myself down to your level by arguing with u

__kirk.23m_: maybe a step back and a breath would bring you to a calmer place?

eternumpace: in the words of someone or other, "lets all have sex and wait for something significant to happen"

sexypagannymph: like i say Idiots drag u down to their level and beat u with experiance

sexypagannymph: the more u argue with him the more he is going to show us how low his iq and tolerance for others are so I am done

eternumpace: i had a captain named kirk once. we traveled the galaxy in search of new life and new civilisations. boldly going where no man had gone before. it was fun.

__kirk.23m_: well you gotta admit starwars is the big thing in all the headlines:)

__kirk.23m_: hey what about the purple light saber specially for samuel L

eternumpace: lando calrisian was the last cool black dude in star wars i think

eternumpace: as long as you aint brandishing a sharp or blunt object, witchway

o0-----bc-----0o: but she is happy, cuz mum an dad are off on holiday fer a week on sat

witchway91500: when i got married...had her 1st great grand daughter and graduated from highschool....and my bro graduates in june....so we give her till july

eternumpace: BC looks like spiderman in that scene where kirsten dundst kisses him

__kirk.23m_: nah etern id love to spend my final days watchin my fave shows over and over again:)lol

witchway91500: i was supposed to be in a wheel chair by the time i was 15...i will be 21 in october and still walking barely

eternumpace: i thought about you briefly, sexy, but your clothes were on so i dismissed the thought as an aberration

sexypagannymph: here i can cheer u guys up but this is a really really really tasteless joke u wanna hear it

witchway91500: it's ok...i am just tired of fighting it...sometimes i just feel like giving in to it

witchway91500: i know...but at least it won't hurt soooooooo much to take care of my baby

sexypagannymph: Two necrophiliacs are sitting in a bar one turns to the other and says hey man whats up with that hot chick u were with and the second one says to him yeah, the rotten cunt split on me

eternumpace: scientists say that i will have had several sexual fantasies in the time it has taken sexy to tell this joke

eternumpace: hmm. a play on words a pun on "split" and double entendre on "cunt"

sexypagannymph: come on if u tell it i will tell another one that will make u guy think i have no class

sexypagannymph: sweety I am a fag hag i know most of them because i love to tease my gay friends

sexypagannymph: How do u know if your boyfriend has a high sperm count??

witchway91500: ummmm brb...experiencing difficulites in my home network...that needs fixed

o0-----bc-----0o: There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

o0-----bc-----0o: This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.
Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car.
While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis.
"No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."

sexypagannymph: well u al probably heard me tell this one before but i am going ot give it for the newbies

eternumpace: a priest, a jew and an indian walk into a bar and the bartender says, What? is this suposed to be a joke!?

o0-----bc-----0o: A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?

sexypagannymph: o.k what is the diffrence between making love sex and showing off

o0-----bc-----0o: It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.
The first man says, "I wish that was Demi Moore's Ass"
The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ass."
Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."

sexypagannymph: o.k what to u call an alabama farmer with two sheep under each arm??

o0-----bc-----0o: Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." his friend replied, "she's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well, not exactly - I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."

o0-----bc-----0o: A Husband comes home with a half gallon of Ice Cream. He asked his wife if she wants some.
"How hard is it?" she asked.
"About as hard as my dick," he replies.
To which the woman replied, "OK, then pour me some!"

o0-----bc-----0o: Q: How do you make four old ladies say "FUCK!"?
A: Get a fifth one to yell "BINGO!"

eternumpace: The west and the east are, like the sea and sky, ever propitious to one another. One shares reason. One shares purpose. In one the sun sets. In one, the sun also rises. The bi-location of cosmic

energy and intelligence makes that thing called love and proves to all nations, all principalities native and abroad in the unseen realms of human imagination, that we are of and are with that music passed from cup to cup and life to death; no less than the communion of angels. There is no brighter and no darker semblance of intelligence than the ability to comprehend the incomprehensible; human love is not just in the basic elements of the universe, it functions perfectly without.
This is freedom. This is Abby Road...

cernonnos: sheesh eternim whats with u and novel like text split it up bro

o0-----bc-----0o: The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is

frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".

o0-----bc-----0o: A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she

knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm.
"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..."

dramahlan: some nice jokes *s* v good, gonna surf on, ts'n'sj all *smoiles at the room*

sexypagannymph: o.k that day in class the children we learning where diffrent meats come from

sexypagannymph: each student walked up to the class had to take a bite of meat and say what it was claled and where it came from wel the kids proceed to go up and one woudl say pork that comes from a pig so one and so forth

sexypagannymph: well this lil girl comes up and says ummm i know this is called venision i dont knwo where it comes from

cernonnos: thats just fookin wierd hun no such thing as a sex shy Pagan just doesn't work for me

sexypagannymph: well the teacher says its something your mommy calls your daddy and lil johnny shoots up and says dont eat that thatd asshole!

o0-----bc-----0o: A blond and a brunette jump off the Empire State Building. It takes the blonde 3 minutes longer to hit the ground than it does or the brunette. Why?
She had to stop to ask for directions

sexypagannymph: o.k teacher askes a math problem, she say five pigions are sitting on the fence u shoot two how many are left johnny??

sexypagannymph: she says no that wrong and he says yes because if u shoot a gun all the pigions woudl fly away

sexypagannymph: the teacher goes thats not the answer i was looking for but i liek the way u think, well

sexypagannymph: after class lil johnny goes up to the tacher and says i have a riddle for u

sexypagannymph: there are three women eating a ice cream cone one is sucking it one is bitting it and the last one is licking it which one is married

sexypagannymph: well the teacher kinda blushes and says well i think the one sucking the cone

sexypagannymph: lil johnny says no the one with the wedding ring but i like the way u think

o0-----bc-----0o: Q: What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg?
A: Nothing, they never met.

eternumpace: hello. i believe a pagan is anyone who does not practice either christianity, judaism or islam

eternumpace: well, that is just one definition. personally i think everyone is a pagan. lets face facts. even the def. of human is contentious for there are always images that surface from the human imagination or unconscious to remind us that how we order "reality" is patterned more on the invisible thatn we would like to believe

eternumpace: so i would call human, xian or pagan, units of Consciousness operating in its chosen mystery of itself within itself

eternumpace: thought-forms and the history thereof in myth and imagination and season and element

eternumpace: but i dare say i am busy. so i hope that helps. thanks for asking!

sexypagannymph: put her in a round room and tell her to sit int the corner

cernonnos: av is tagged dave name is charles u a multiple personality too?

sexypagannymph: why did the blonde climb hte glass wall......... to see what was on the other side

o0-----bc-----0o: Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?
A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

sexypagannymph: how do u drown a blonde put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

sexypagannymph: Take away her shoulder pads and watch her head roll down the street

o0-----bc-----0o: The stockbroker was nervous about being in prison because his cellmate looked like a real thug. "Don't worry," the gruff looking fellow said, "I'm in here for a white collar crime too."
"Well, that's a relief," sighed the stockbroker. "I was sent to prison for fraud and insider trading."
"Oh nothing fancy like that for me," grinned the convict. "I just murdered a couple of priests."

o0-----bc-----0o: Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.
One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."
The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."
The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?"
She frowned and said, "The postman."
"Why the postman?"
"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."

sexypagannymph: fare thee well mine gentle friends stay tacky and bawdy hehe

eternumpace: hello. i believe a pagan is anyone who does not practice either christianity, judaism or islam

eternumpace: so i would call human, xian or pagan, units of Consciousness operating in its chosen mystery of itself within itself

eternumpace: thought-forms and the history thereof in myth and imagination and season and element

eternumpace: but i dare say i am busy. so i hope that helps. thanks for asking!

eternumpace: well, interesting for me is not necessarily interesting for somebody else

eternumpace: i guess i just feel like parts of my psyche are in greater harmony is all

eternumpace: but if i were to complain about something it would be the miscommunicatino between me and my dad

eternumpace: i frequently feel like our relationship rests upon an illusory presumption and yet i feel something positive is gleaned by it

eternumpace: i have learned things, though, like that my dad's dad drank himself to death and had to be carried to hospital by my dad's best friend

eternumpace: that explains my fathers' hyper vigilance, authoritarian sympathies, and emotional denial

eternumpace: i do feel much more objective than usual. don't let my emotions completely define my reality

eternumpace: that whole notion of emotional communion is such an important yet potentially dire aspect of human interralationship and spirituality

eternumpace: in so in we mingle with the new and notable daemons of fantasy and reality

eternumpace: sprung anew from the feminine androgyne of the unconscious, patterned as it is upon the human biology

eternumpace: i think chatting with you is making me a born again gnostic

janiepop: once we can break free of the intensity of human relationships and keep the external world and other creative pursuits in their proper place we satrt living well

eternumpace: the macro is the stars, the meso is "society" and the micro is our interior worlds, figments and symbols of the realm of angels

eternumpace: but you aren't corruping me. i have always had gnostic sympathies

eternumpace: i am going to make a present for you in the form of a golden paragraph from Percival i will cherish the rest of my mortal life

janiepop: on the 'tension' bewteen conceptualisations regarding the doctrine on Communion

eternumpace: aah. interesting. i was just thinking about communnion to day

eternumpace: communion is related to the digestive system as an agentic and feminine organ, no?

eternumpace: commeded as it is in thought and destiny to the body of existence?

eternumpace: the book to look for is "thought and destiny", listed on that same page

eternumpace: 3 dimensions? you know i must say i don't think i could speak much more intelligently on that subject. leeme think

janiepop: it's my favourite film on the subject of male female relationships

eternumpace: aaah. here it is in encarta. caustic is really cutting sarcasm

janiepop: to say nothing of the contoversy that around the young woman and her family

eternumpace: the only one who could ever teach me was the son of a preacher man

eternumpace: ok. now i know i haven't seen the film, but i think i have seen parts of it

eternumpace: i think that can happen with wild animals though when civilization and development encroach upon their wild territory